—Fyodor Dostoevsky

Now the people “carrying” tiktok will be British people. Which is doom because we all know British people are lifelessly unfunny. Canadians better step up

Playing the lyre has got to be the hottest thing I’ve ever done.

Picking up maidens and shit everywhere I go. They flash me their ankles and bust their bosoms in my direction when I spit those bars of poetry as I pluck the strings of my instrument

I need Ambessa Medarda to reach up my vagina and tickle my ovaries

𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔣𝔦𝔱𝔰

Bro represents the socially anxious mfs out there

sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw

My fatass cat if you even care

My true yearning for tea has just made me spasmodically swallow an entire teapot full of tea in front of my D&D campaign

CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH….

CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH…

Me every Thursday evening honestly

Henry Winter be like "I know a spot" then pushes you off it

“Baby’s first fandom 💔”

baby’s first criticism 💔