Bro represents the socially anxious mfs out there
sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw
CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH….
CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH…
White man
Girls when they turn 11
the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating
—Fyodor Dostoevsky
I need this woman to shove her entire hand up my vagina like a thanksgiving turkey
“it’s starting to smell like pumpkin spice!”
“it’s starting to smell like scary movies!”
no.
it’s starting to smell like, the snow in the mountains was melting and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to realize the gravity of our situation.
Now the people “carrying” tiktok will be British people. Which is doom because we all know British people are lifelessly unfunny. Canadians better step up
I myself have been learning mandarin for a couple years and now I can finally put it to good use and communicate with the Chinese president, the Chinese government, Chinese spies, China as a concept, and the Chinese people. I will be sending letters to the legislators in full mandarin, and if that’s too hard for them to understand, I’ll write them in pinyin, posing as a Chinese lawyer, and I will talk about Chinese things to infect their little fragile brains with ai generated images of Jesus and Xi Jinping shaking hands, which they are bound to believe because at the end of the day, the government is just a rich nursing home for Facebook users