“it’s starting to smell like pumpkin spice!”
“it’s starting to smell like scary movies!”
no.
it’s starting to smell like, the snow in the mountains was melting and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to realize the gravity of our situation.
I need Ambessa Medarda to reach up my vagina and tickle my ovaries
I miss how easy murder was back in the day
Not the full government name 😭🙏
Henry Winter is so real because if I were him and I just woke up from a devastating headache of a nap and I see Edmund going through my stuff, reading MY diary, I would also smack the living shit out of him.
Bro represents the socially anxious mfs out there
sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw
Let’s have another Boston Tea Party, but instead of dumping tea, we start kidnapping CEOs and making them walk the plank like the pirate days
Wife reveal guys
CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH….
CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH…
girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”
White man