blue-evening

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Evil woman goals

Bow down in respect, peasants

I need this woman to shove her entire hand up my vagina like a thanksgiving turkey

My true yearning for tea has just made me spasmodically swallow an entire teapot full of tea in front of my D&D campaign

Wife reveal guys

White man

Playing the lyre has got to be the hottest thing I’ve ever done.

Picking up maidens and shit everywhere I go. They flash me their ankles and bust their bosoms in my direction when I spit those bars of poetry as I pluck the strings of my instrument

If I were stuck in a haunted house and I was with a serial killer, you’d best know I’d cling to that serial killer for dear life to protect me from those monsters and shit

CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH….

CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH…

I need Ambessa Medarda to reach up my vagina and tickle my ovaries

Posting here because TikTok flagged me for being under 16 (like bro I’m close enough)

Anyway jentry chau peak and I’m crying

“Baby’s first fandom 💔”

baby’s first criticism 💔

My hips are tired from truthing all night

Living right by the Ohio river means your family having to deal you and your dad back inside when the sun goes down or else you’ll fish for days on end

I miss how easy murder was back in the day

Let’s have another Boston Tea Party, but instead of dumping tea, we start kidnapping CEOs and making them walk the plank like the pirate days

Now the people “carrying” tiktok will be British people. Which is doom because we all know British people are lifelessly unfunny. Canadians better step up

I myself have been learning mandarin for a couple years and now I can finally put it to good use and communicate with the Chinese president, the Chinese government, Chinese spies, China as a concept, and the Chinese people. I will be sending letters to the legislators in full mandarin, and if that’s too hard for them to understand, I’ll write them in pinyin, posing as a Chinese lawyer, and I will talk about Chinese things to infect their little fragile brains with ai generated images of Jesus and Xi Jinping shaking hands, which they are bound to believe because at the end of the day, the government is just a rich nursing home for Facebook users

My fatass cat if you even care

Bro represents the socially anxious mfs out there

sometimes i think about how when richard papen got shot he just sat there politely and waited for everyone to stop yelling at each other before announcing that hey guys I was fucking shot btw

Not the full government name 😭🙏

Henry Winter is so real because if I were him and I just woke up from a devastating headache of a nap and I see Edmund going through my stuff, reading MY diary, I would also smack the living shit out of him.

Me every Thursday evening honestly

Henry Winter be like "I know a spot" then pushes you off it

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”

“it’s starting to smell like pumpkin spice!”

“it’s starting to smell like scary movies!”

no.

it’s starting to smell like, the snow in the mountains was melting and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to realize the gravity of our situation.

𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔲𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔣𝔦𝔱𝔰

Sylvia Plath // Fyodor Dostoyevsky

—Fyodor Dostoevsky

Girls when they turn 11

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

My vibes rn