Let’s Have Another Boston Tea Party, But Instead Of Dumping Tea, We Start Kidnapping CEOs And Making

My true yearning for tea has just made me spasmodically swallow an entire teapot full of tea in front of my D&D campaign

Girls when they turn 11

the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

girls don’t want boyfriends, girls want their fatal flaw, a morbid longing for the picturesque, to cause them to snap because “what could be more terrifying and beautiful to souls like the Greeks or our own, than to lose control completely?”

Playing the lyre has got to be the hottest thing I’ve ever done.

Picking up maidens and shit everywhere I go. They flash me their ankles and bust their bosoms in my direction when I spit those bars of poetry as I pluck the strings of my instrument

Sylvia Plath // Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Me every Thursday evening honestly

Henry Winter be like "I know a spot" then pushes you off it

If I were stuck in a haunted house and I was with a serial killer, you’d best know I’d cling to that serial killer for dear life to protect me from those monsters and shit

Posting here because TikTok flagged me for being under 16 (like bro I’m close enough)

Anyway jentry chau peak and I’m crying

“it’s starting to smell like pumpkin spice!”

“it’s starting to smell like scary movies!”

no.

it’s starting to smell like, the snow in the mountains was melting and bunny had been dead for several weeks before we came to realize the gravity of our situation.

CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH….

CALL ME A GOOD BOY! HAWK TUAH…