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When you discover that these two:

Were married in Love Actually

Q: aren't you afraid to die alone? A: no, I'm taking some MFs with me.

#me waiting for the next season of Mr. Robot like

°°Almost universally, saying, "no, stop, I'm serious," DOES NOT WORK. One of the only instances I can think of that can happen like this, without consent, IN PUBLIC. Also, I've never seen a grown man tickle another man. http://clarissethorn.com/2009/01/26/communication-screwup-post-1-isnt-tickling-cuuute/

Ever want to just walk up to someone & say in your most deadpan voice, "I don't know what crawled up your ass today, but it WASN'T ME. So please adjust." 😒

i think the worst thing to come out of this site are the ‘NAZIS ARE TERRIBLE. they WILL KILL ALL JEWS in COLD BLOOD, LET THEIR FAMILIES DIE IN FRONT OF THEM, and start the HOLOCAUST 2.0!! also reblog to make a jew feel safe.’ formatted type posts

Au where @narwhalsarefalling is annoying Narwhalsaregalling

Au where @narwhalsarefalling just wants to fuckin fight ppl Narwhalsarebrawling

Just found out I'm (slightly) younger than John Green, so I figure it's ok for me to be here. Just don't expect me to act my age. Whatever that means.

To my friends on the spectrum, let me explain to you an unspoken social rule that possibly nobody has ever explained to you before

If a neurotypical asks you, “What game are you playing?” they’re not asking you to describe the game.

They’re asking you if they can play too.

If a neurotypical asks you, “What are you watching?” they’re not asking you to explain the plot of the movie/tv show to them.

They’re asking if they can watch it with you.

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When neurotypicals ask you “What are you doing?” 

What you think they’re asking: “Please explain to me what you are doing.” 

What they’re actually asking:  “Can I join you?”

Now here’s the really fucked up part. If you start explaining to them what you’re doing? They will interpret that as a rejection. 

What you think you’re saying: [the answer to their question]

What they think you’re saying: This is an elite and exclusive activity for a level 5 friend and you are a level 1 acquaintance. You are not qualified to join me because you don’t know all this stuff. Go away.

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This is why neurotypicals think you’re being cold and antisocial.

IT’S ALL A HORRIBLE MISCOMMUNICATION.