Latest Posts by castperimental1011 - Page 2

what if one of us had dark hair and had trouble expressing our emotions and frowns about while the other one has lighter hair and trouble expressing their emotions and smiles about it.

this is me if you even care

DO NOT LEAVE ME IN THE SAME ROOM WITH THESE TWO POSSESSIVE GUYS UNLESS YOU WANT THE EARTH’S POPULATION TO QUADRUPLE IN NUMBERS

no guillotine can take away the head i’ll give each of these men

THE FACT THAT HE CAN'T EAT IT I CAN'TTT

I am not crazy #ldr #crashout

ok please tell me someone also realized this too in FMA

Hohenheim. we all know him. we all love/hate him. bro has HALF A MILLION souls in him in canon. he BEFRIENDED THEM ALL. someone on ao3 referred to it as his unmoderated discord channel and I agree. its practically a twitch chat at that point.

ok but my point is. he has kids. two. two kids. how does one make kids? good o' bedroom action.

THINK ABOUT IT. he did the deed TWICE with over half a million souls watching him. I am speechless. this man. this guy. I can't.

[EDIT: WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM??? THANK YOU?!]

Usually it's almost always the FEMALE characters who are given the role of covertly gather intel under the guise of being promiscuous so I love to see manslut roy mustang over here and his super intricate network of hostess besties, and his phone call w "Elizabeth" that basically served as a way for him to communicate w his team.

Like he convinced all the higher ups that he was just a dumb whore so they didn't view him as a threat and then BAM. Proceeds to launch a coup de tat.

Honestly arakawa cooked w him like ok ma'am.

me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

Greed: "I'd call you a fuckboy, but since I don't know your gender, I'm just going to call you a fuck."

Envy: "Fair."

Shoutout to @skittypretty for once again having some top tier comic commission ideas 👌

Bonus:

I think it would be hilarious if when Ed and Al joined team Mustang they just assumed Roy and Riza were married and like one day much to their confusion and sadness they find out they're not and the rest of Team Mustang has to be like we don't really get it either

Alphonse: Hey, what's Leiutenant Hawkeye's last name

Falman: What do you mean? It's Hawkeye. Riza Hawkeye.

Alphonse: What

Falman: H-A-W-K-E-Y-E, R-I-Z-A

Edward: Wait, I thought that was her nickname since she's the top sniper, "The Hawk's eye"

Fuery: Yeah, but her last name is also coincidently "Hawkeye."

Havoc: Honestly, that's probably where the name came from. The officials at the military academy aren't that creative.

Rebecca, with dramatic flare: Or maybe it was her destiny

Alphonse: So, is that why she kept her last name?

Havoc: What do you mean?

Edward: Why she didn't take the colonel bastard's last name?

Alphonse: Yeah, it could be confusing to have a Lieutenant Mustang and Colonel Mustang

Edward: Why do you think I call him Colonel Bastard, it's not just accurate but strategic

Rebecca: Oh . . . honey . . no

Edward: What?

Alphonse: What's wrong?

Edward: Why does everyone look sad all of a sudden?

Rebecca: *sniffles*

Havoc: *puts a comforting hand on Rebecca's shoulder*

Fuery: The Lieutenant and the colonel . . . well . . . They aren't actually married

Rebecca: *starts crying on Havoc's shoulder*

Alphonse: B-but they're together, aren't they?

Rebecca: *cries even louder*

Havoc: *rubs her back comfortingly*

Breda: No, they're not - I mean, well

Alphonse: Why aren't they together?!

Rebecca, sobbing: WWWWHHHYYYY?!

Hakuro: What the hell is going on in here?!

Rebecca: *furiously screams something inaudible at Hakuro*

Hakuro: *exits scaredly*

Later in Resembool they break the sad and shocking news to Winry who actually takes it a lot harder than they do because she ships them soooooo much

Mustang was very brave to build his team with a chronically-single french man, a guy who was born for IT in a world without, a guy who's definitely from their equivalent of New York, two orphans that are homeless by choice, his not-wife that he has a suicide pact with, and Vato Falman

That silly headcanon about Greedling purring in his sleep, or maybe just outright purring has me thinking about Greed and Ling having this adjustment period to their new body.

Greed being in a smaller body and a new face with possibly a hyperactive metabolism. Ling having to get used to weird inhuman features like sharp teeth, fighting with carbon-fiber coated hands with claws, slit pupils, experiencing entire limbs regenerate when cut off, the ultimate shield, and maybe yes weird stuff here and there. Even if he isn’t in control he may be experiencing all the sensory input of all that.

It would be awkward and surprising, even if Greed doesn’t remember his previous body there may be subconscious things he does recall; but he was still able to maneuver well minutes after taking Ling’s body.

Ling might find it very weird but exciting in his own silly way.

Now of course if you add silly headcanon additions like purring it would really nail that down.

i know gay things happened in gluttony's stomach, i know they did

edling but when al finds out he sits ling down in a conference to lecture him on how to take care of ed properly

I'm going to sound completely insane BUT I NEED Y'ALL TO HEAR ME OUT: EDLING DANDADAN AU.

Look me in the eye and TELL ME the line-up of Ed as Momo, Ling as Okarun, and Greed as fucking Turbo Granny ISN'T THE MOST PERFECT THING. HE POSSESSES LING AND EVERYTHING. IT'S LITERALLY PERFECT

Also Izumi as Seiko. Obviously. Al's floating there somewhere too but idk about him yet

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

LING'S MOVING CASTLE????

happy valentine's day tumblr

Okay, so I haven't watched all of FMAB yet, but I love how Ed is so fucking oblivious. He got a gorgeous girl, way smarter than him and out of everybody's league, who plays with the cord of the telephone when they speak together because she's down bad and laughs softly when he talks. And he's like "yeah, yeah, well, I am glad you're alive haha I thought they were going to brutally fucking murder you today. So that's a relief. Bye, super best friend in the world" and hangs up like the moron he is. But not only that, because well, they can't see each other so I get he doesn't notice the crush in Winry's voice, BUT LING?????? Dude has been with that prince inside a guy's stomach and has carried him around and cooked him his boot and yelled at him for giving up because he can't leave somebody as ambitious as him there without accomplishing what he wants, and then he says some gay bullshit like "Ling is still in there" after looking at Greed's eyes ONCE. One thing is not realizing a girl is crushing on you but Oh my God Edward for fuck's sake get a clue and realize you like men-

Had this idea today

im all about reciprocated edling (bc im delusional) but i think painfully one-sided edling is objectively funnier. like

Ling: greed let me have my body for a second. it's important

Greed: huh? we're just sitting around. nothing interesting is going on

Ling: i don't have to explain myself to you can you just do it

Greed: ...alright

Ed, the second Greedling's face changes slightly: oh ling is back. hey

Ling: hello have you ever kissed a boy before follow up question would you like to

Ed:

Ed: what?

Ling: .nevermind [immediately recedes back into his mind and shoves greed back in the drivers seat]

Dumb theory

The homunculi are loosely based of different monster archetypes:

Envy - dragon??? or whatever Kingdom Death: Monster is. Pride - eldritch horror Gluttony - body horror monster Greed - vampire Lust - all those women in folklore who drown men Sloth - big burly brute/ogre Wrath - the "human monster"/slasher Father - the devil

Yume 2kki - Midnight Manor

I love the way the Elric's board of epilogue photos have a personal-looking picture of Black Hayate, his gf and their puppies...

...and then they only have this one official looking photo of Roy and Riza that could have been from a random newspaper clipping.

I choose to believe that Riza only keeps in touch with the Elrics via dog photos. Everything that happens to her and Roy they need to sus out from news stories.

"Dear Riza, Black Hayate has grown so much. thanks for all the pictures. But uhhh what's this we've been hearing about Mustang becoming the new Fuhrer?"

"Dear Riza, We all think it's great that Black Hayate has a new girlfriend. She's very cute. But seriously, did Mustang launch a full-scale war crimes tribunal? Could you maybe reply to this letter with words next time? We're a little scared."

"Dear Riza, The new puppies are very cute. Why have you put yourselves on trial??????"

"Dear Riza, WE GET IT THE PUPPIES ARE CUTE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU AND MUSTANG DOING PLEADING GUILY ON ALL COUNTS? WHO IS GOING TO RUN THE COUNTRY IF YOU DO THIS????"

"Dear Riza, HOW ARE YOU STILL SENDING US PUPPY PHOTOS IN JAIL? WHY DID THEY LET YOU BRING THE DOGS??????"

Al: Hello? Hi, yes, I accidentally stepped on my cat's tail and I need to be arrested.

Hughes: Kid, we've talked about this before.

Al: Just take me away, please.

Still thinking about how Maes Hughes loved Gracia so much he justified her cheating in a completely made-up scenario.

Headcanon of the Day

Every single time Hughes says it, he's talking about Hawkeye. He knows it. Mustang knows it. Hawkeye knows it.