They Must Have Such A Simple Life,

*Crunch crunch munch*

Saw a homeless guy with a chainsaw this morning, that's one way to do it, you go guy, you climb to the top

An odd flex I have is that I can sleep comfortably with any part of my body peeking over or over the side of my bed no blanket with jeans on and no pillow

My cat Mozambique when he was a we lad, used to cuddle inside of the plastic water bottle crate with the bottles but, he no longer fits sadly

He's so cute, he just stands on top of them now

I'm making this my new catchphrase now, watch out grandma

Ohio

He looks like a candyland villain themed around just black licorice

Colorful Nixon

Person: so what kind of shows do you watch?

Me: oh you know, I like comedy.

Person: ooh cool I like stand up comedy what do you like?

Me:

Me: ya know... funny normal stuff

I knew it, I knew I recognized the apartment, I fucking knew it I was like wait this is funny some how they called me crazy

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment