I Literally Have 23 Tabs Of Fics To Read But I Sincerely Hope There's Some Reddie Fics Of Vampire!Eddie

It's too easy for me to picture Eddie as a pilates teacher or someone who does pilates and Richie goes for the first time and is very distracted and distracting but come on, it'll 100% be Eddie in red shorts

Imagine Eddie getting annoyed by a biker who keeps revving their loud engine down the street when his mother keeps calling him and checking in on him.

Until one night he has a breakdown and just sits on a bus bench and the biker stops in front of him and Eddie wanted to scream at him until they took off their helmet and it's a curley haired hottie with a great smile asking if he wants a ride home

Can you imagine if Pennywise outed Richie and announced his crush in front of the other losers and Eddie is like "Richie! I like you too"

And Richie is like "... what?♡"

And Pennywise is like "... WHAT???"

Omgg the idea of Eddie going to regular track meets and eventually meeting the weird but hot 'stoner' Richie who hangs around the same area at high school or college makes my heart bounce okKAYY.

Like Richie flirts with him and smokes and Eddie acts put off but he's definitely into itttt

"Well, I'm Hansel, in case you didn't know," the man reached his hand out for a shake, "and who might you be?"

Loki shifted to greet him "I'm Loki.

"Hansel smiled, eyes gleaning, "hi Loki."

Listen, I really decided to wake up and write something like this on my day off.

Okay but this is me and im so sorry

Imagine Eddie working his boring life until a group of strangers come in, threatening and demanding money but one of his regulars, Richie, all of the sudden kicks their ass and is mister cool guy saving his life and Eddie could only stutter out "..are you fucking kidding me??"

Jake Gyllenhaal had me CRYING in his part on the John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch

someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue