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SEX REAL???!!!

IS THERE A GLOINK KING?????? IS THERE A KINGDOMS OF GLOINKS? Or is there just the gloink Queen!? DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD TASTE LIKE NERDS CANDY ROPES AND LEATHER? I THINK SO….

The Gloink King looks like a normal gloink and dies immediately after mating.

Optimism is sexy and I stand by this statement

"Nice characters are boring" to YOU. I love characters who no matter what, will always have genuine love for humanity in their heart. Characters who dance and laugh and sing with sincerity. Characters who believe in others, and are willing to extend a helping hand to people when no one gave them the same luxury. Characters who have gone through so much but believe, no matter what, that humanity and life is something beautiful and worth protecting

I have no clue what you are talking about so I’m just going to add sausage

hey what the entire FUCK happened to tumblr's balls???

So let me get this straight. I can just post the most dim-witted, brain rotting, cell killing, mind numbing, aneurysm inducing, sloppy shit eating, glue sniffing, rock chewing, ear drilling, face scratching, eyeball gouging, pure visual acid of a post, and not only would it NOT get me crucified, but there is a chance that people will LIKE ME???

WHAT THE FUCK???

Have some lettuce you beautiful little guy

basking on your dash

NEEEEEEEEERD!!!

In my science era. cells and stuff

I’m glad we all have a love/hate feeling towards this guy

I’m going to chew off Jax’s skin and shake him around like a dog with fucking rabies fuck this guy he needs to go to a federal prison and be put into solitary confinement /aff

Goofy ass looney toons shit right here

Gone.

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Sometimes I wonder if I’m so dumb people can’t comprehend what I am saying half of the time.

They are also top contenders for “the funniest and most inappropriate name award” alongside the Mountain Chicken and Booby

Dik-dik!

Dik-dik are tiny antelopes, and they like to travel in pairs. I only ever saw them in low light, grazing around the edges of clearings. So I never got a nice photo, but I love them to distraction. They grow up to 16 inches tall, and adults weigh 7-13 pounds.

For comparison, Junior Bonner (the prince of house cats) weighs 16 pounds.

Masai Mara, Kenya, July 2023.

Imagine being imagined, couldn’t be no one

Why does English look weirder the more I look at it?

Scwoonga is a synonym for Bazinga

word for the day: scwoonga - meaning to scwoonga

That’s a borb

could you draw a bearded reedling? also called “the world’s roundest birds” ^^ they’re my favorites!

So I've forgot I don't know where most of my markers or colored pencils are so I resorted to some old pens and highlighters....

If you want me to draw something (does not have to be bird related) send a request!! I'm doing traditional art until I get my apple pen fixed or replaced :)

Drink acid, eat concrete, burn your skin with a high lumen flashlight, drive at 200 km per hour while blindfolded, loiter and fuck because your fucking immortal and the law has no bearing on the natural order

This comic is amazing holy shit-

Supervised Machine Learning

I sometimes think about him

I’ll be real with you chief, this shit genuinely scares me. Like I get it’s interesting and all that but I’m just thinking that one day, one of these things will be “alive” and it’ll be unable to do anything other then be alone with its thoughts, incapable of ending its own suffering as it slowly dies from its malformed existence.

Thank you for sharing this information, hope you have a lovely day :)

This post went really viral recently on twitter and tiktok and of course a lot people accuse it of being fake but no, sometimes an animal just accidentally forms as a hilarious ball of that animal. It's not alive but it is always the funniest possible thing to happen to the embryonic development of what should have just been a cow or a goat.

New to Tumblr so I’m just feeling around my new skin