Age: 22 — I follow whatever hyper fixation I have for the month, which is how I got Tumblr
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Guess who’s using this information TO SCARE FAMILY MEMBERS!!! :D
"Centipedes don't fuck" is one of my favorite animal facts. There are plenty of sexually reproducing animals that don't fuck per se (like a lot of fish) but centipedes don't even meet. Males just leave sperm packets lying on the fucking ground and females pick them up and take them home. They don't even hang out
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
THE AMAZING DIGITAL CARNIVAL - (COMIC #12)
kofi🎉|| ✨Masterpost🎪 || Previous🔙||
It would be better with company.
decaying all by yourself sweetheart?
So, I gotta ask. If I DIDN'T want her to eat me, she wouldn't, right?
And if I asked, "Dude, stop eating people," she'd be confused, like, "Why? They like it."
Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter. Our daughter. Why wouldn't you want to feed her? Our daughter.
If you showed Carnival Gangle twerking to Toon pomni, she would disintergrate like if one were to display Caine's fat ass upon the wall of the frigid halls of a victorian manor, only for a sickly child to bare witness and keel over from consumption.
On the 23rd, it was a good day
On the 24th, it was a very tedious day
And in the 25th, it was someones birthday
Love you champ
*walks out of the restaurant kitchen with a plate in hand* Hey guys uhh bad news your food miiiight be a bit overcooked because some one accidentally had forgotten to turn off the oven while h-they were in the bathroom. So I apologise for the- ahuh? Oh uh yes you still do have to pay for the bill- uh. no you don’t get a refund
I give it like a solid 8/10 in terms of surrealness.
Carls mine now, no one can have him
Oh cool it’s normal then… wait why is this normal?
Many such cases
Undo the Damage of Sitting
FUCK being the main character, I wanna be the background npc that doesn’t have to deal with any of the drama
“OH NO, wE mUst stOP Bowseggphirdorf from DESTROYING the WORLD”
Lmao I ain’t gon do shit, leave me to my small cottage and my chicken farm, if I die I die
I would like to make a suggestion…
The GREAT and MIGHTY KEVIN!!!
(From Hunter: The Parenting by Ogre Poppenang)
happy pride month
What about the other brands of coke?
do lesbians deserve rights
I think so, but perhaps a different set of rights than mine. Like maybe lesbians are allowed to own semiautomatic rifles, but they can’t drink my Diet Coke, or something
What the fuck is formaldehyde and why do I keep threatening people to drink it?
*Looks it up*
OOOOOOoooooh that doesn’t explain anything
Reminder that
Stop drinking you orange
hoh hoh hoh I hope you for christmas
I forgot that carrots existed so my brain went:
“Ah yes, banana orange”
That’s sweet and all but WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES?!?!
What is Bubble's pronoun(s)
My friend and I guess that bubble simply ate all of them
special/boy
Reminder: drink water and collect rocks
Are you mentally okay
I ask myself that every day at 3am.
Horses are neat
Can we know something about Ragatha, a little fun fact about her? ●-●
She likes horses.
Guess who’s changing careers to become a rock :D
“When you are wildlife photographer the goal is to blend in with your surroundings so that you don’t scare off the animals”
(via)
/give yourcousinvinnie sponge 9999999999
I hadn’t had an energy drink in a while and my mom brought red bull so I had one this morning and I feel like my heart is going to explode and I’m not having good time you guys
YOU ARE GOING TO THR MAZE CORN BOY
put him in a maze typa way??
Okay now set her on fire :)
OK SHES DOOONNEEEE I kind of have to hold her like a wet cat but HEREEEEE!!!!!
I make her mask removable with Velcro so I can make more expressions for her