The Transgendered Are Promoting Evil Harmful Ideas Such As LIKING YOUR BODY And NOT WANTING TO KILL YOURSELF

They’ve been rebuilding the Tower of Babel, but this time they have a team of linguists on site. Every time God smites the builders and invents a dozen new languages, the linguists have a dozen decently sized translations in about a month and work can start up again.

The linguists have been really into it. They say the new phonemes are fascinating. As for God, I assume that at this point he’s just curious to see how far this goes.

When did we all start accepting the wizard rp as a regular part of this site

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HELLO WTF FIRST THE SHOW THEN THE NICO BOOK AND NOW THIS?!? WERE BEING SPOILED OMG

This is so funny bc Ryan Reynolds just got the app. He's almost certainly gonna be trying to figure out how it works for the next few days. He has no idea he's walking into the weird 2014 half-canon ship Putin election second anniversary. Is he gonna try to figure out what everyone is talking about?? Will he Know????

My three favorite blonde boys <3

Now this… this is beautiful

“The hyperloop will be the most efficient train in the worl—”

*judgemental stare*

100% Yes, but he definitely changed one flower/sun/whatever on each ear to be black just for Nico

will solace definitely has piercings going all the way up his ears and they’re all done by hermes campers. he wears thin, long chain earrings with stars or suns on the ends of them for his firsts and just normal circular studs or golden flowers for his seconds and thirds. The cartilage piercings are all just thick gold and are either plain or have small intricate swirls and designs.

Some kids in my math class were talking abt crushes and shit and I asked them yknow, what’s the feeling, what’s it like. And they described it as “weird” and “stressful” like??? Why put yourself through that that doesn’t sound fun

double trouble!

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