I Finally Made My Own Design For Sun+Moon Instead Of Stealing One From An Artist Better Than Me HahaAHAAA-

Implying anyone would be cuddling Lucifer at all (◕ᴗ◕✿)

Everyone just wants to be held in mc’s arms as the little spoon.

Lucifer won’t say it, he’s to prideful

Mammon’s to much of a tsundere

Levi’s way to shy

Satan happily asks for cuddles in his room (and to piss off Lucifer)

Asmo has no shame and is always in your arms

Beel won’t ask but melts when you do anyway

Belphie is a spoiled brat who likes making his brothers mad

Diavolo is stopped by Lucifer and barb

Barb never rests because he’s one fell of a butler

Simon only asks when your alone

Solomon is very sad and needs human comfort and also to just shove it the others faces because he’s the only other human there

Thirteen is very happy in your arms and kinda goes on her own without you even saying anything

Mephistopheles is... Mephistopheles

I have no clue what Raphael does (if you have any ideas please share)

And Luke reins supreme as an adorable child

MC will throw who ever is in their arms if Luke even looks like he wants cuddles and honestly so would I.

I've seen loads of people theorise that Sun and Moon essentially have a panic attack continually switching between each other if they are in dim light, and ya thats a really funny to me too, but I have a maybe more realistic(?) idea on it~!

Headcanon: in dim lighting Sun and Moon have free choice over who gets to be activated at any given moment, but their AI inspects there situation and automatically decides who should be active~ 

(like if there's a kid full on sobbing Sun would most likely activate, but if that same child is known to prefer Moon then it would activate)

~but they more or less are able to switch at will, and can probably suppress each other, 

Imagine: its naptime at the daycare but instead of the full naptime process going through the lights just dim while the daycare theme goes off, Sun, instead of reporting this or letting Moon do his job, instead chooses to keep playing and entertaining the kids, while Moon is like yelling at him in the background of his mind,,, And because all the kids in the daycare are so young a lot of them end up later falling asleep anyways, and then after naptime ends all of the kids are tired and/or sleeping so Sun ends up just 🧍 and doesn't know what to do

Do writers even do commissions or is this some sort of sick joke localized entirely in my bedroom?

your friend brett in 2003: “hey guys! ready for a deathmatch round in blood gulch?”

you and your two other friends who found a glowing crystal in the back of your house that gave you a prophetic glimpse into the future where the three of you live successful lives but only if brett dies following a series of finely-connected events that begin with him winning a round of deathmatch on blood gulch: “yeah brett you’re on”

Please, never let this meme die

I can't believe you just called Barbatos a manwhore with your whole chest-

My controversial fandom statement for the day is that Diavolo may be kind, he may be beefy, but he is not a himbo.

He is coming for you, do not resist

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

"why are you OBSESSED with this topic, why do you care SO much" says the person who has not stopped arguing with me about it themselves. My autistic ass will reply to you every time even if I end up repeating myself like a robot because it only takes a second of my time and my mental loop convinces me that this time, surely, you are going to agree. My dedication isn't even tied to the personal importance of the topic but to how wrong I think you're being. It somehow hooks me right in like an addictive novel I can't put down 🤷‍♀️

I named the villain Jekyll and the puppet Hyde just to pull a fast one on em

wow i forgot everyhing about fallen hero so i replaying book 1 now. really tempted to name the villain ratatouille