"why Are You OBSESSED With This Topic, Why Do You Care SO Much" Says The Person Who Has Not Stopped Arguing

completely unrelated to everything else but I need someone to know

Guys am I cooked? What do you mean 0.01% ???

seeing my hyper fixation in such plain english kinda hurts

I've silently decided that Whb Lucifer cant read from the moment I heard he doesn't have a signature btw

I also decided that most angels also cant read, I just think that, One it would be so fucking funny. Two- it would fit with the whole unhinged heaven subversion If the demons could read but the angels cant.

And Three.

The one that I use to justify myself-

Why would angels need to know how to read anyways? god use to give them all their instructions and if worse gets to worse who's to say he couldn't repeat himself? and they barely had/have free will so when would they have the time? Plus would god even allow them to learn? it seems pointless.

as far as I'm concerned Michel, Gabriel and Raphael and Lucifer are illiterate with a severe case of dyslexia no matter what the text say.

Love this, this is exactly what I was talking about. Get ready for my word vomit:

Diavolo spends so much of his time admiring the exoticness of humans and being enthralled in the majestic beauty of angels that he sees his own species as less than and hates that they can't act more like one of the former.

-So he tries to force it, even just more minor things like making demons stay in their "human looks" when we all know it would be infinitely more comfortable for them to not be, or more major thinks like fully removing the demons permission to go to the human world to do classic demon bullshit that they want to do by nature..

We don't get alot of into about the "student body" but when we do it's usually them being chaotic (as you'd expect from demons) and usually excited about whatever they're being subjected to, these are demons who don't really care about anything and are just looking for their next dopamine rush, but at the same time these demons, while being the most compatible with RAD ( willing participants ), are exactly the demons Diavolo doesn't respect, demons that "give in" to natural demon attitudes, they're destructive and just trying to have a good time, the only thing that use to be expected of demons..

And all of this is only amplified when you think about the fact that Diavolo himself acts like all the demons he claims to hold in such low regards, he's chaotic, he leverages his power over people to get them to do what he wants, he manipulates peoples emotions, and he's a little bitch, (among other things-)

All ot these are classic demon behaviors that Diavolo would look down on if any lesser demon partook in

( Also let's not even get into the ranking of "LESSER DEMON" like that is so fucking disrespectful- )

Diavolo's opinions on demons feel the same as a "foreign" child being made to learn about their own culture while living in America, (I would know I was that child), they don't understand why it would be important to their parents and teachers that their culture be preserved and at their age they don't care.. The difference is that Diavolo is the literal ruler of the same species he has this opinion of and he's a grown ass adult (presumably)

As the acting ruler he says his job is to oversee the devildom or something, make sure everything is running smoothly, and I don't know who told him this but they left out a major part,

Yes while it is his job to make sure all the demon don't decide to civil war on each other, his job is also to respect his citizens, you wouldn't expect this to have to be said would you? But please remember that Diavolo is a dumbass and an asshole.

He doesn't seem to understand or atleast respect the idea that a ruler should be the biggest advocator for the culture of the land, he thinks because he's the "strongest demon in the devildom" and he was given the title ruler that he has the right to impose his will on everyone and force them into boxes and make them play his games. And he fucking does because no one is stopping him!!

I also never respected his "wish" it seems childish and misinformed, my first thought when I heard it was "why would humans be involved," while it makes plausible sense that angels and demons have beef, adding humans to the mix seems completely pointless- Mc, upon arrival to the Devildom was confused, we're even given the choice to ask if we're dreaming, also demons feel the need to hide their demonness while 8n the human world, this implies that the general human public is NOT aware of the existence of demons and probably not aware of angels either, other than witches, sorcerers and general magic users- humans as a whole take no interest in demons

When Diavolo says he has humans that show interest in his little plan he's either lying out his ass or talking about magic users who either are trying to manipulate him or want easier access to hell.. If all of Solomon's pacts are any indication of what the wider human magic community think of demons- atleast that's what I read it as-

The Angels don't respect Diavolo, Michael probably thinks he's a joke, and they are right to do so, I think the angels agreed to the program for three reasons, to size the demons up ( if a war was to happen, how good are their chances of winning?), To spy on Lucifer and his brothers, and because humans were involved (I honestly don't think the angels would just sit back and watch as Diavolo ripped some defenseless human out of their home and make them stay in hell)

Also, DIAVOLO THE DEMONS DON'T NEED TO GET MEDICAL CHECKUPS THEY HAVE MAGIC THEY CAN PROBABLY HEAL THEMSELVES YOU FUCKIN-

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(sorry if this is all rambling nonsense, I can't translate my thoughts to words like fancy ppl like you- with your "screenshots" rip)

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

Mc, over phone: Okay, what time do you wanna come over?

Mammon: I'm two minutes away and I'm sprinting towards your house, I'll be there in a minute!

Mc: What?

Mammon, from outside their window: What?

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i drunkingly made this and sent it to like 30 something furries a year ago, Idk why, forgot about it until just now when I'm going through my email to delete stuff

Just, searched Tumblr for "furry" went to accounts and started sending this to people apparently

yeah and??????

Finally someone speaking the TRUTH!

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