Okay But, Downside Is I Have To Have Friends To Wear These :\

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Mammon to Barbatos, seconds before being stabbed with a butter knife: "What? Are ya gonna stab me with that butter knife?"

Herald makes me feel things, most of them are hate but also the fact that I know if I even tried to slightly get close to him I'll start liking the bastard makes me very insert negative emotion here

Not Barbatos gulf claping after sex >>

No matter the setting, the situation, or the individuals are involved, Barbatos' outward expression of excitement will never go above a golf clap.

We don't need bail money, we all know the second we get caught we're going in Barbatos' little bitch ass torture chamber </3

Diavolo is kind of a shit ruler if actually you think of it from the demon populations perspective, just imagine

This fucking guy (who is essentially a millennial in demon years) comes around and starts spreading pro angel, pro human propaganda and forcing grown ass adults to go to school?

I'd be the first to try and organize a hostile takeover and get my ass ran by Lucifer and Barbatos

Also the devildom is like, so fucking dystopian and fucked up, like RAD is literally used to control the residents of hell in the most direct way possible, forcing them to wake up and attend "classes" and get punished if they take part in typical demon behavior? All in the name of their shitty rulers SON? Like wtf he's not even the king why can he do this

I'd be so mad if I was older than Diavolo and got the news that I was being forced to go to some cheap human school replica

I'd try to kill him honestly

"RAD student body" what a fucking joke those are tax payers, Diavolo

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this you?

Hey.

Remember when you called Barbatos your "sinister little coochie nut?"

Well I do. Why'd you do that?

WHAT WOAH I DID THAT??

I sincerely do not remember-

anyway, sorry my lil sinister lil coochie nut

Do writers even do commissions or is this some sort of sick joke localized entirely in my bedroom?

Dued- dude it's out

WAKE UP

originally i was gonn wait for fallen hero retribution to release but since it's gone back to "coming soon" rather than showing a specific time frame, I'm just gonna take a nap i think

When I say I want Luigi to be "permanently consentually kidnapped" by Bowser I mean I want Bowser to just break into his home one day, pick his ass up and just walk away, and no one in the surrounding area to question it

“But to hear that little demon say something like that to me, while hoping to hold me captive… it was just so adorable, you see.”