Molly Weasley, bless her, had started off making the ‘Weasley sweaters’ as a form of telling George and Fred apart. But they still switch their sweaters, cheeky bastards. After they got theirs, everyone wanted it, so that’s how the tradition is born. If you have a sweater, you’re official.
Tim: Bart, you have to stop stealing my siblings.
Bart, leaning on Dick, legs over Jason's lap, getting his nails painted by Steph, getting his hair braided by babs, and showing cute animal pics to Damian: I have no idea what you mean.
Hell ya. Love those.
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Shazam: [First time meeting the league] oh my god this is so cool!! Tell me everything! What are all of your powers?! I mean, I know Superman is like, indestructible and can fly, and Wonder Woman is super strong and invincible, and Aquaman can talk to fish-
Aquaman: That's not-
Shazam: -and Green Lantern can create stuff, and Flash is super fast, and Batman has super strength too-
Superman: Actually, Batman doesn't have powers.
Shazam:
Shazam: Yeah he does. He's a superhero.
Flash: Nope. He's just a regular dude in a bat costume.
Wonder Woman: He's very competent though.
Wonder Woman: [quietly] compared to certain other heroes at least
Green Lantern: [offended] Hey!
Shazam: But- But how does he fight bad guys?
Flash: He punches them with his human fists and then blows them up with expensive weaponry
Shazam: That's insane! How is he not DEAD?!
Green Lantern: That's what we keep asking ourselves
Shazam: But how does he get to the bad guys if he can’t fly and doesn't have super speed?
Aquaman: Well, sometimes he catches a ride with someone else
Shazam: ...are you telling me Batman piggy back rides into battle?
Green Lantern: [straight faced] It's the only way he rides.
Shazam: Wait, what about Robin? His side kick? He has powers right?
Superman: uh, no not really.
Shazam:
Green Lantern: Only one of the Gothamites have superpowers
Shazam: Wait, you let normal children fight villains?
Superman: WE don't.
Shazam: So you, a league of superheroes, can't stop ONE powerless human from letting kids fight mutant supermonsters?
The League:
Superman: Look, he's very convincing.
Aquaman: Incredibly persuasive
Green Lantern: There was a power point presentation involved
Barry: I told you no!
Bart: But every molecule of me was screaming 'yes'.
Kon: What would make you possibly believe I have any idea that I knew where this "wolf" is?
Tim: Oh, well first off, somebody called in an anonymous report that some masked teen was flying through Metropolis with a moving tarp. Secondly, I'm dating you and I know when you're lying and third, there's around 300 packets of tarter sauce on the doorstep.
Kon: You're right... I'll start watching my cholesterol.
Tim: Kon.
Kon: Bart was here?
Tim, walking to a walk in closet and opening it so the wolf tumbles out: Kon.
Kon: ... Whaaaat? Bart must've... hid that... there. Without me knowing... Crazzzy.
Excuse, of what comic is that last image that you put in the last ask, Bart looks buff and bigger as hell lmao.
I'm sure he's a bit more little lol, why that artist make that?
You mean the one of Buff impulse that someone said looks like the fairy general from fairy odd parent’s? For reference, I’ll put the photo again.
This image is from the comic “Sins of Youth: Kid Flash & Impulse #1”
In it, Bart is now an Adult and tales on the Flash legacy as Impulse, and Wally is younger than him, still a teenager, and becomes his sidekick as Kid Flash. It’s a really interesting storyline and the comics can be super funny! I really do suggest it.
If you want the rundown of the comic, I can supply that as well.
Hey, sorry not sorry but I had a thought in the middle of a group therapy session- don’t question me- Can we call Gryffindor the Gryffin-dorm? Ok, I’ll go die now, goodnight.
OMZ I miss Greta so much please give me my girl back
Secret: Wow, Bart! I can’t believe you still look as young as the first day we met! What’s your secret?
Impulse: Actually, I’m a ripple user. Every time I tap into the Speed Force, it charges my body with ripples!
Secret: What?! Really?!
Impulse: (chuckles) Mm-hm.
Secret: (playfully) Mua-hahahaha! In that case, I’m actually a vampire with astral projection powers!
Impulse: (playing along) NANIIIIIIII?!??!?! Is that true, Greta?! Then I’ll have to defeat you with my ripples!
Secret: (turns intangible) WRYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Impulse: (speed punching) ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!
Secret: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA-!
Wonder Girl: (just walked in) … the fuck?
DC?? With actual recognition to mental health issues???
It’s a sprocking miracle
Oh. Oh Bart actually having PTSD from having died and getting flashbacks about his death. Oh. I like that. Still hate that they OoCed the Rogues into killing a child, but at least they don’t just have Bart shrug off his death.
@tardigradetheking I got you 😌
In Impulse, Issue #50 “First Fools”, Bart helps Batman on a Joker hostage case while trying to prank Robin on his first ever April Fools day.
Impulse, Issue #48 “when is a Riddle not a riddle”, Bart Allen has to save his mentor Max after being kidnapped by the riddler, who hid bombs around the city revealed only with riddles— too bad Riddler didn’t know Bart doesn’t follow the rules.
Teen Titans, #2 (2003), Bart got shot by A Jericho possessed Deathstroke, facing him off after multiple random attacks and when he first dawns the title “kid Flash”
Deathstroke #40, Impulse works with Deathstroke and multiple other heroes and anti heroes to defeat a common enemy.
In the Series Titans of Tomorrow, Bart Allen and Rose Wilson are in a steady relationship, that I still love to this day.
In Red Robin #12, Tim teams up with Bart and asks him to save Selina Kyle, The Catwoman, from League of Assassin soldiers that snuck into her house while she was asleep.
And this one isn’t with a Gotham Rogue, but it’s funny and relevant. In Young Justice #10 (1998), Bart hits his head so hard that for almost the entire comic, he believes he’s Batman!
Batman has a secret interrogation method specifically for Joker and Riddler and it’s called “Bart”. It’s super effective.
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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