Okay, listen, because this is like hella important:
Jason Todd dies when he's still a young robin, he gets yeeted into the dirty regen bath and returns with a vengence that just hits different
Bart Allen dies as Impulse, Flash, and Kid Flash (I'll explain those in a bit) and comes back then continues to pretend like nothing happened, cause he doesn't wanna talk about it. He never does, that's just him.
So These two are already like peas in a pod-ish, but I feel like they'd have this amazing dynamic.
Bart likes to talk a lot, Jay is pretty sassy and quick to comment but not too talkative, so I feel like they'd have good discussions. Plus, Jay loves liturature and Bart is a stickler for facts about lit and science. They'd have plenty of intellectual conversations.
Jason would see past Bart's persona facade pretty easy, Bart feels more comfortable around him cause they've been through similar stuff and it takes a while but they help each other open up.
Bart would be a great outsider. He's a time anomaly, angsty speedster with way too much internalised pain from all his experiences. (Yj really didn't do him justice, pun intended) Also, he's a great drawer.
I have so much more but Im running out of rant energy rn so I'll continue in another post sometime.
Bart: People think I’m the dumb bitch friend.
Bart: The absolute idiot friend
Bart: People see me in the library and go “I didn’t know you could read”
Lemme tell you. These two? Same person reincarnate. Same sarcasm, same balls of energy, need for speed, outcasted for their differences.
Can’t tell me no.
Please stop Bart from thinking he doesn’t have to be mad at Barry just because he’s the flash. Endorse the kid sucker punching him for being rude. He does it to Wally, why not his grandpa too?
Kon and Bart: *eating insane amounts of Pie*
Kon: Tim, you gotta order a piece of this pie.
Tim: I did. You guys immediately ate it.
DC?? With actual recognition to mental health issues???
It’s a sprocking miracle
Oh. Oh Bart actually having PTSD from having died and getting flashbacks about his death. Oh. I like that. Still hate that they OoCed the Rogues into killing a child, but at least they don’t just have Bart shrug off his death.
LIsten
Bruce - How’s everyone doing?
Dick - *staring out the window* Man this stick guy is doing some serious parkour
Steph - Yellow car! *thwaks Jason*
Jason - AW FUCK!
Damian - Are you two really that immature that you just can’t sit still for a period of time and–
Cass - Damian look!
Damian - Cass what coul– Oh my god it’s a farm!
Tim - I spy with my little eye something beginning with c
Duke - Coffee cup on the floor
Tim - Damn you’re good
Bart, muffled - Are we there yet
Bruce - Who was that!
Bart - ……….your conscience
Bruce - Bartholomew Henry Allen is that you!
Bart - …………no………can someone pass me a twix I’m starving
AU where everything is the same except Remus Lupin is played by John Mulaney
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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