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As the winter solstice approaches, I remind myself: Light will always follow dark, dark will always follow light. It is the way of life to find hardship and happiness, happiness and hardship. Even on the darkest days, light will eventually return. Recall how long the northern peoples can go without sunlight.  You too can wait for the next dawn, no matter how long that takes. 

Bart: So have you told Dick about us?

Tim: What? No. That's like posting it on my Facebook page... if I had a Facebook page.

Tim: or had any desire to share intimate life details with people I'd avoid on the street.

It’s been 6 hours into this hellish day. I’m running out of Gatorade. Looks like I’m gonna have to resort to eating my roommate.

Axel Walker with his prosthetic arm and Bart Allen with his prosthetic leg pointing at each other like “YOOOOOOOO”

Destiel Christmas

Sam: *puts tinsel on Dean*

Sam: Making you a Christmas tree...

Dean: What? Why?!

Sam: Because the angel tops. *smirks and continues putting tinsel on him*

Cas: *spits out drink* WHAT?!

(literally thought about this a few minutes ago)

inaccurate Batfam quotes #7

Batman: phone rings "Hello?"

Tim: "DadJasonjustshottheguninthehouseandnoweverythingisinabsoluteanarchypleasecomesaveme" dodges vase "oh my god, DAMIAN! GO PUT THE TIGER BACK!"

Justice Legue: ...

Batman: "Wait, slow down. Jason did what? Damian has a Tiger?"

Tim: "Do you really need to ASK? THERE'S A TIGER IN THE HOUSE, BRUCE!"

Batman: "I'll be home soon. Is everyone okay?"

Tim: "My mental stability isn't but I think their fine-" BANG "Nevermind, Damian's been shot."

Batman: "Where is Alfred?"

Tim: "Silently watching us in the corner of the room." pause of silence "OH GOD, THERE'S A FIRE! I gotta go."

click

Batman: Emergency. I have to leave.

Superman, that heard everything with Super-hearing: ... Right. So-

You remember how Bart was like,, super famous in High School? He was the most popular guy around without even trying and not wanting anyone's attention, but Impulse was the least popular hero? Well when he died by the hands of Inertia, his name became public record. I would pay top dollar to see the reactions of everyone that went to High School with him. there was a line in the comics like "Oh, It's just Impulse. Thought it was Allen for a second. Now that would've been cool." People thought Imp was so lame, there was no possible way he could be "Daredevil Allen". Real nickname. I just, wanna see, what they say,,

Okay but could you imagine

Sherlock going to Hogwarts durring the chamber of secrets???

"John? John, did you hear that? Another petrification! Brilliant!"

"Bloody Idiots. All of them."

"It's obviously Tom Riddle. My own Moriarty. Exellent."

"John! Hurry up! You don't want to miss the outcome. It'll be quite the specticle."

"Is Expelliarmus all Potter knows to cast? Oh wait, was that an Confundus? Well, it appears the dog learned a new trick."

He will sass all the professors, even the great Harry Potter himself.

Ravenclaw, obviously. John a Slytherin, not a hufflpuff for those who think it. He joined in war hoping to make himself useful as a doctor and prove himself, even so still killed people and continues to look for trouble after he retires. Don't be daft, it's obvious.

I completely agrée. Male victims have just as much rights to be upset about the situation as anyone else should be. If you are a victim, and you are reading this, any gender, sexuality, race;I want you to know that everyone in this reblog supports you! You can always come to me to talk. I’d love to try and lift your spirits, even if for a short period of time.

Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

hi, sorry. That’s my bad. Actually, not sorry. But still.

Can even one person explain to me

Why there is JayBart everywhere

somewhere deep in my soul I could get on board with it

and yet…

how did that even get started

who was like “oh my god how did this even start”

“how is this a thing”

“why do i keep seeing it”

“i ship it”