I Completely Agrée. Male Victims Have Just As Much Rights To Be Upset About The Situation As Anyone

I thought of a new drarry head canon thing!! Look at me participating in an act of scociety.

Slytherin and Gryffindor are rival street gangs, Gryffindor being wild having parties in abandoned places and break dance battles in clubs, their leader being the 'golden trio'; Harry, Hermione, and Ron. Slytherin the more respectable, mafia type gang with class and elegance, but perhaps not angelic. Draco Malfoy, the leader of the gang, is not someone you want to cross.

Bart was canonically trapped in a video game for over half of his life, and he has a reaction time faster than the speed of light. There ain’t no way these people are beating him.

for science

I think about how Bart wanted to take cheerleading tryouts. Every. Day.

I might as well make this series Bart and the Batboys.

So we all know Bart and his dynamic with Tim, but honestly there's so many possibilities. Hi, if you're new here, I rant a lot about how Bart and Jason would get along wonderfully.

Anyways, Bart and Damian. So we all know Bart, once he dies, for some reason always comes back younger. (That reason is probably cause DC creators only see him as comedic relief and keeping him young keeps his spark but I'll leave that for another time). So eventually, When he comes back from death as Impulse, same age as Damian, after previously being as old as Tim (which is just weird), we have a blooming friendship.

Now obviously, Damian- bless him- is our snobby little prince with serious attatchment issues and good sense of humor. I feel like Bart would bring out a totally different side of him tho. We all know About Damian and Colin, or Damian and Jon, but Bart is just different from them.

As I've stated in my JayBart rants, Bart and Damian would definatly hold that sort of mutual understanding of what it's like to die and come back.

But other than being a total prankster and fun loving kid, Bart has his moments when he's got this off-shore wise part of him that has great advice. (such baby) I feel like Damian trying to shed away his teachings from the LOA and trying to fit into his newfound clusterheck of a family would be really hard for him. Obviously Bart knows a thing or two about that, seeing as him and his own family didn't get along either and they had no idea he existed until he showed up one day too, so Damian would see this side of Bart whenever he gives the Robin advice or just talks that no one else really sees and thats just so... hgggn

Also, Bart would definatly try to teach Damian how to have fun and invite him to tag or hide and seek and only get Damian to play when he says it can help in tacticality and training. He'd be very patient the entire time with him, and ends up having fun anyways. (Accidently breaks more than a few vases in the manor durring tag, oops)

Bart is also basically immune to rude comments since he's just too aloof to either notice them or care. (Legit, joker calls him an "obnoxious, fleet-footer, super brat" and all Bart does is think for a moment and say "no I'm not") Anything Damian throws at him he'll laugh along too. Also, 90% sure Bart would get Damian to smile a lot when people aren't around and he calls it a win.

Since Bart was trained in combat by Timmy and the LAPD and he has superspeed reaction time, he's a great spar partner for Damain. Dami uses him mostly for hand-to-hand or vent sparring and Bart is completely okay with this. His reflexs to all the punches and kicks are perfect for a moving target and keeping the fight going for longer.

There's a lot more I can say on this but I'll end it here. Y'all are probably like "Who's gonna read this long heckin thing" and I'm wondering the same.

All heckin’ three 🅱️

I actually did like the lineart I did for that Dark Tomorrow piece. I promise this is as far as I’m letting the brain rot consume me.

And of course Tom Taylor is blocking every gay person on Twitter and crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them, just like he blocked every disabled person on Twitter who talked about the ableism in his writing while crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them and just like how he blocked every Palestinian/Arab on Twitter who pointed out the Zionism in his writing while crying about how he’s receiving “death threats” by them.

If this keeps up he will only have his mother and 4 crazy stans on his timeline.

inaccurate Flashfam quotes #6

Bart: HAHAHAHAHHAAH YOU ALL SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE BUT LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!!!!!

Max: What's the kid on about?

Wally: Bart made a theory that he could use Chicken Whizzees as his lightning rod.

Barry: sighs heavily and it worked...

Bart: On a table laughing hysterically with a bag of Chicken whizzees in each hand THE FUTURE IS FOOD!!!

It's funny to me because the brown one pushing the other one off is the female and the one falling is the Male. I'm pretty sure she just rejected his date.

CASE AND POINT

HE WAS GUNNA SAY MOTHER FUCKER. JUST LET HIM BE.

I love how all the Impulse fans that originated from the Young Justice tv series are crying “Bart, please. Just say fuck.” While the comic fans are crying “DC, let him say fuck!”

It’s a never ending cycle. We know how feral he is.