I Think About How Bart Wanted To Take Cheerleading Tryouts. Every. Day.

Friendly reminder that English wasn’t Bart’s first language.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #26

Jason Todd 100% listens to "Look what you made me do" by Taylor Swift

When it says "The old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she's dead." He always replaces it with his name.

He sings it jumping from roof to roof while everyone's radio silent and his code name is Taylor.

If anyone asks him why, he says "Cause it's a mood"

Bart and the Batkids

Tim: Bart, you have to stop stealing my siblings.

Bart, leaning on Dick, legs over Jason's lap, getting his nails painted by Steph, getting his hair braided by babs, and showing cute animal pics to Damian: I have no idea what you mean.

Getting flashbacks to when Bart stole a car and drove it off a cliff

And another Bart doodle suggestion would be; Wally trying to teach Bart (16 years old) how to drive with all the shenanigans that this implies.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #29

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 3!The amazing Women have joined the chat

Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

Have to get my nails redone after I punch this guy for making a move on my sis. Brb

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

rolls up sleeves I got this

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

@ FlyingGraysonJr Hold my earrings

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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

Girl, you know I got u.

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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

God, being this awesome is exausting...

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

I'll hold the mantle while you take a break. Go do your nerd stuff

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

Still don't understand Twitter but learning

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

Why is the little demon brat so awful? What did I ever do to you?!

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Damian Wayne 🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Say it to my face, Brown.

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

I will when you reach eye-level, gremlin.

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Cass Sandsmark 🗸 @ StrongerThanYourMans

anotherunofficialBruceWayneadoption

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Steph💅 🗸 @ Stephinanutshell

Welcome to the family @ StrongerThanYourMans

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Harper💥👽 🗸 @ GothamsLocalBadass

Looks like we snagged another one. @ zombierebellion owes me five bucks

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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion

Damn it, Bruce! I bet on Billy next

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Dick GAYson 🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

I had my money on Conner.

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Tim Drake 🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

No way. It was gonna be Duke.

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Cass cain 🗸 @ BetterinBlack

Duke already family?

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Babs♛♥ 🗸 @ Bablicious

@ sleepwhenimdead When was the last time you slept, Timmy?

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Jay Son 🗸 @ zombierebellion

I'll get the sedatives...

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A typical day

Tim, Bart and Jason all hanging out:

Tim on his phone: ...

Jason, braiding Bart's hair: ...

Bart happy about the attention: *speedforce actin' up*

Jay: Did... did you just fucking purr?

Bart, panicking: uhhHHHH EVASIVE MANUVERS! *full force slams a tissue box in Jay's face and runs away*

inaccurate Batfam quotes #7

Batman: phone rings "Hello?"

Tim: "DadJasonjustshottheguninthehouseandnoweverythingisinabsoluteanarchypleasecomesaveme" dodges vase "oh my god, DAMIAN! GO PUT THE TIGER BACK!"

Justice Legue: ...

Batman: "Wait, slow down. Jason did what? Damian has a Tiger?"

Tim: "Do you really need to ASK? THERE'S A TIGER IN THE HOUSE, BRUCE!"

Batman: "I'll be home soon. Is everyone okay?"

Tim: "My mental stability isn't but I think their fine-" BANG "Nevermind, Damian's been shot."

Batman: "Where is Alfred?"

Tim: "Silently watching us in the corner of the room." pause of silence "OH GOD, THERE'S A FIRE! I gotta go."

click

Batman: Emergency. I have to leave.

Superman, that heard everything with Super-hearing: ... Right. So-

I want more Bart Allen and Jason Todd tropes

Okay, listen, because this is like hella important:

Jason Todd dies when he's still a young robin, he gets yeeted into the dirty regen bath and returns with a vengence that just hits different

Bart Allen dies as Impulse, Flash, and Kid Flash (I'll explain those in a bit) and comes back then continues to pretend like nothing happened, cause he doesn't wanna talk about it. He never does, that's just him.

So These two are already like peas in a pod-ish, but I feel like they'd have this amazing dynamic.

Bart likes to talk a lot, Jay is pretty sassy and quick to comment but not too talkative, so I feel like they'd have good discussions. Plus, Jay loves liturature and Bart is a stickler for facts about lit and science. They'd have plenty of intellectual conversations.

Jason would see past Bart's persona facade pretty easy, Bart feels more comfortable around him cause they've been through similar stuff and it takes a while but they help each other open up.

Bart would be a great outsider. He's a time anomaly, angsty speedster with way too much internalised pain from all his experiences. (Yj really didn't do him justice, pun intended) Also, he's a great drawer.

I have so much more but Im running out of rant energy rn so I'll continue in another post sometime.

Okay, so lemme point something out.

Bart Allen: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, will roll his eyes a lot. Neurodivergent, has a prosthetic, and a literal genius. Quiet and reserved while also being a social butterfly, hard headed and will fight for his beliefs.

Hartley Rathaway: Sassy, Sarcastic, smug little shit, scoffs at the idiocy. Him and his sister on the spectrum and he has his hearing aids. A certified genius and advocate for homeless, metas, and LGBT+. Quiet and reserved, a public figure, and strong willed.

And you’re telling me. These two. Have had ONE. INTERACTION. Where Bart DIES IN THE END. W H A T. DC YOU LITERALLY GAVE YOURSELF ONE OF THE BEST DUO’S ACCIDENTALLY AND YOU DONT EVEN— WHAT ARE YOU DOING? TELL ME HARTLEY WOULDN’T ADOPT BART IN A HEARTBEAT. DO IT, YOU CAN’T.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #34

Batfam playing Among Us

Dick: Super Sus, he follows people and disappears at random, every time he's imposter he vent camps. He really likes the vents.

Jason: Kills three or more people every round but somehow no one sees him do it. Kill sprees are his favorite.

Tim: Suspicous of everything and everyone, even if he's the imposter. always has crazy assumptions that somehow are right. Only likes to do tasks if he's alone in a room. Has a kill spree rivalry with Jason. (plays with Kon, Bart and Cass most of the time tho)

Damian: Has somehow perfected winning the game by strategising his kills. Always does his evil laugh and is super pouty when Imposters target him first. Has the best behind the scene commentary, along with Babs.

Babs: Always cracking jokes and says "oop" a lot. Somehow is always the one to find the body. Lord have mercy when she's the imposter.

Steph: Very hesitant to kill when she's imposter. Unless she's mad at someone. Then she's ruthless. most likely to kill someone in front of other people on accident.

Cass: Never talks durring discussions. No one ever suspects her. She gets imposter 80% of the time. And she's scarily good at it. Her and Dami have a competition to kills in every game. Dami started it, she doesn't even try to play his game. She's just that good.

Bruce: No idea how the Hell to play. Forgets to mute himself when he's saying stuff like "Oh I'm imposter". Tasks? What tasks? He just follows whoever he thinks he can trust. Most of the time he picks the right person to tail cause they never kill him. Jason targets him first every time.