Bart Allen Is The Only Person Who Can Actually Flirt In The Core Four

Please stop Bart from thinking he doesn’t have to be mad at Barry just because he’s the flash. Endorse the kid sucker punching him for being rude. He does it to Wally, why not his grandpa too?

Bart Allen is immune to the Batglare

Change my mind

It's funny to me because the brown one pushing the other one off is the female and the one falling is the Male. I'm pretty sure she just rejected his date.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #27

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Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial

Good morning, Gotham. What lovely clouds we have today.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

I don't think you understand, Baby shark is stuck in my head. Send. Help.

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Jay son🗸 @ zombierebellion

Y'all can talk shit but my shade is Gucci, so watch yourself

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

I don't need a nap, I need a coffin.

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

I'm never letting @ FlyingGraysonJr name one of my pets again...

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

What's wrong with Dingleshnorf?

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

I would say "I need a life" but the reason I'm depressed Is cause I have one

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

Everyone stop what you're doing right fucking now and Google Scotland's national animal

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

WHAT

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

If it's called "submissive", than shouldn't Dominant be called "missive"?

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Selfless acts are only recognised if you want them to be recognised, so does that make it selfless? Good deeds are so often overlooked. what makes a wrong or right? What makes mutual morality? Judge only by personal opinion. But what right is there to judge? Where’s the humanity

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

@ itsallaboutspeed Thanks for the "Happy Fathers day to my favorite Dilf" card, Walls.

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Wally West @ itsallaboutspeed

@ FlyingGraysonJr Wouldn't have it any other way. 😘

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Lucifer: Do you want to hear something that's going to ruin your day?

Azazel: What?

Lucifer: If we took all familial relationships seriously, Jack would be your brother and your grandson. Which makes Jack Sam's uncle and my great-grandson as well as my biological child.

Azazel: Honestly, I thought I was the creepiest villain but you're really winning that position right now.

Lucifer: Thanks

Reblog if you’re over 20 and still read/write fan fiction.

I’m curious!

Bart: I’m the little spoon!

Jason, wrapping an arm around him: I’m the knife.

CASE AND POINT

HE WAS GUNNA SAY MOTHER FUCKER. JUST LET HIM BE.

I love how all the Impulse fans that originated from the Young Justice tv series are crying “Bart, please. Just say fuck.” While the comic fans are crying “DC, let him say fuck!”

It’s a never ending cycle. We know how feral he is.

I think of Bernard dealing with his boyfriend revealing being RED ROBIN and what the interaction with superboy and impulse would be like.

Bernard: I can't believe my boyfriend date SUPERBOY like in "THE SUPERBOY"

Kon: Oh no, we didnt date or something like that, we are just friends. *Insert shy smile of Adonis in leather jacket and sunglasses*

Bernard:Ouh... WHA... HE DIDN'T DATE YOU?! WHY?! HOW YOU MISSED THE OPPORTUNITY TO DATE THE BOY OF STEEL TIMOTHY!?!?!?

Tim: We were friends and are in the same team, it would have been weird. I wasn't out and I didn't have much interest in dating someone. And I'm with you now so it doesn't ma-

Bernard: If we break up, will you date him?

Tim:...?

Kon who doesn't get Tim's boyfriend's thoughts: You don't have to worry about me I'm not trying to steal your boyfriend , I would not date my friends, much less our leader.

Bernard: Would you date us?

Tim:!!!

Kon:What-

Bart that he was there the whole time but was entertaining with the show: Can i get into the equation?

Bernad: SURE THI-

Tim and Kon thinking of the things that could happen if these two get together:NO!!! PLEASE NO!

inaccurate Flashfam quotes #1

Thad: C'mon! We have to do this!

Wally: No.

Bart: Are you crazy?

Thad: Why?

Wally: Have you not been yelled at by Iris yet?

Thad: I'm not scared of her.

Bart: So that's a "no" then.