I Just Imagine How Jay And Bart Meet Being Something Stupid.

ASLKMGSD:KLM thank u guys for spreading jaybart, absolute goats

I am here with the crackships for the ship ask! JayBart and Jason/Connor Hawke.

Ooo, now you've got me thinking Anon, I like it!

JayBart - yeah, sure, I could ship it

1. What made you ship it?

☝️ This ask lol

2. What are your favourite things about the ship?

God the chaos. Absolutely off the charts ADHD energy, zero focus to hyperfocus and back in literal seconds. Bouncing back and forth through topics like nobody's business, like chains of 'oh that reminds me of--' from like what food to get to genius level mechanical engineering to theoretical space-time shizzle to oh shit we forgot the ice cream. I feel like their conversations would be incomprehensible to anyone else lmao

Might be interesting to contrast a Bart who wholly embraces his place in flashfam, who values the legacy and wants to uphold it, with a Jason that's estranged from batfam, who constantly questions his place with them, who *wants* to value the legacy but also fundamentally disagrees with it's principles

Also, they both have experience finding their place after time displacement, and they both often have their insight/opinions overlooked or ignored even when they're right!

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on this ship?

Gotta be Tim-less! No Tim's allowed!!

(sorry timmers)

Jason/Conner Hawke - Sure, why not Ship it

1. What made you ship it?

Again, this post, right this second xD

2. What are your favourite things about the ship?

Propagation of the Ace Jace agenda? Interesting moral debates about pacifism at all costs Vs killing for the greater good? Because you get all the Ollie Vs Bruce drama that you get with JayRoy, but also get Roy and Dick being absolutely insufferable about their little brothers dating?

3. Is there an unpopular opinion you have on this ship?

Nope ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[ask me about a ship!]

It’s been 6 hours into this hellish day. I’m running out of Gatorade. Looks like I’m gonna have to resort to eating my roommate.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #33

Tim and his adventures with the stubborn demi-goddess the chaotic genius and the mom friend

absolute silence in the room

Bart: Tim, have you given Kon his shirt back?

Cass: Probably not.

Tim: Stop patronizing me. hisses

Kon: That was my favourite shirt, bro.

Tim: TOO BAD!

Enveryone: silence

Bart: ...So pizza for dinner?

Cass: Yea, sounds good.

Kon: Mhmm.

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Cass, walking in: Morning hoes!

Bart: Language!

Tim: Am not!

Kon: Only on weekends!

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Tim: Ok, who gave bugs the right-

Bart: Insects have been around for aproxamatly 350 million years while homosapians only for 130,000 years.

Kon: He has a point.

Tim: It's a stupid point.

Bart: No wonder Blue Beetle takes over. Cause of people like you, Timmy Drake.

Tim: Wha-?

Kon: Respect your elders, Tim.

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Tim, texting the group chat: Yo

Tim: am I the only one online..?

Tim: Good.

Tim: Penis

Kon: Wtf

Bart: PROFANITIES

Cass: Nice.

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Bart, bursting into the room: WHO THE FUCK SIGNED ME UP FOR WEBKINZ EMAIL UPDATES?!

Tim and Cass: snickering to themselves

Kon: I'll give you one guess-

I named mine Ferb and I'm making a phone case of him

Please make friends for Ferb

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What if Bart created DOX?

Now, hear me out. We all know Bart is really into engineering and creating both technology and codes, that’s simply canon. He built a giant VR simulator when he was on the Teen Titans that he used primarily for training simulation scenarios. Real end of the world shit, with no exemption for gore.

So, what if that gets him a bit nostalgic to his home time, trapped in the fictional world that was all he knew for nearly 15 years (in his perception).

He begins to code. He designs his Virtual friend first and nearly cries making his 3D models because it reminds him how much he missed the lifelike program.

Thus, he practically throws himself into this project, reading every book he could find (including relevant files on the Batcomputer, but shhh). Including the use of Alien technology that he gathers from old invasions or travelling worlds where he gathered “souvenirs”. (Pretty much anything he thought looked cool that might be useful to him).

Bart is able to create one of the most advanced artificial super intelligence, with a wide database of information he’s gathered over his years on people, species, and aliens. He also managed to give DOX emotions, or at least the closest thing he could get to such.

Since he did all this in the past, when he’s born in the future, and DOX becomes more and more fleshed out and life like, that program is what’s used with national security now under the clutches of his Grandpa, President Thawne. When Bart is taken as a baby and put into this VR world, DOX was already programmed to know who he is and how to raise him and what information to give already in his code, cause Bart himself from the past is the one that put it there.

The timestream continues to loop in that branch of the timeline, and Bart is inevitable.

Bart is the Speedster Ouroboros.

So, you converted me into Jaybart... And I was thinking about ship name. Like.. Idk, RedPulse?

Ah, welcome to the Jaybart cult, new fledgling. Glad to have you with us 😌

Now, as it is, ship names are such an intricate thing. Sometimes it’s just two names sloshed together- like Jaybart is in it’s current state- And sometimes it’s more metaphorical and whimsical.

I will say, I’ve given a little bit of thought into this topic, but I’ve yet to find a suitable conclusion. I’ve thought of funny one’s to match their personalities, and I’ve thought of cute one’s to fuel the shippers plight.

So far, I’ve got: Guns n’ roses, Nightbright, Wingpulse, Fleethood, Fast and furious, jackrabbit, and Jaypulse.

I’m extremely open to suggestions and invite comments and thoughts. I’m entirely too indecisive but I think it should be a collective ideal.

Bart :)))

Bart Allen, seeking approval from a super villain, part: this happens so often

A moment of silence for the fics you are not currently writing.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #16

Batboys going grocery shopping

Dick: In the cart

Jason: pushing the cart

Damian: Scowling at the two idiots he regretfully calls his brothers

Tim: Has a separate cart and getting the groceries, pretending to not know them

Everyone: Watching the two oldest people in the group be the most irrisponsible.