I’m Sorry… Did You Just Call My Boy A Twink?

if you run, you'll run right back again

here is a star for everyone who’s not feeling their best today (🌟)

Bart: People think I’m the dumb bitch friend.

Bart: The absolute idiot friend

Bart: People see me in the library and go “I didn’t know you could read”

Jason: My aesthetic is rage. I have twin handguns and wear leather.

Jason, pulling Bart over: This was the sunflower left on my grave.

Bart, waving innocently: :)

Drarry headcanon thing

All the houses are actually college dormitories, whereas Gryffindor and Slytherin were the rivals. The most popular students being the humble, bad ass Harry Potter in Gryffindor; and charming, cocky Draco Malfoy. During a college party, hosted by Pansy and Blaise the party animals (of course), the two rivals wield themselves there and drink there way into a relationship. Harry got drunk and didn't have a clue the following morning, but Malfoy can handle his alcohol.. what will become of these two. Oh dear. 😉😉

Am I going to be writing strictly JayBart for a little while? Yes. Am I procrastinating on my larger projects and other fics because of it? Also yes. Am I sorry? Not a bit. Maybe a little bit. (Life Hacks has come to a bit of writers block 😔)

On a previous post I said that Bart is the only one in the core four that can actually flirt and i stand by what i said. But it’s only cause he accidentally flirts by being so blunt all the time and no one can change my mind.

Bart: *holding a piece of pizza but staring at Tim*

Tim: what?

Bart: just debating if i wanna eat this or kiss you rn.

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Kon: morning Bart.

Bart, without skipping a beat: you look great today. New hair gel?

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Jason: why are you so close-

Bart: nothin’. You just have really pretty eyes.

You cant tell me he wouldn’t.

THEM 💞⚡🦆

Okay then, when do you think that Bart would have his large growth spurt in his teens?

Bart Allen already had a few growth spurts, he just died whenever he was taller/older and then we were back at stage one with Impulse.

In smallville, Bart adapts a new look. He shaved his hair off and dyed it blonde, even changed his Impulse suit. A notable difference too is that he’s definitely taller. I’ll put some photos down below for reference, but he’s now as tall, if not taller, than Jay Garrick, and almost as tall as superman. It was never specified his age at this time but following the chronological path, I’d say he was 17 by that time. So we can assume in two years of being Impulse his age will catch up to him and he’ll shoot up like a tree.

Again in Flash comics, when Bart took over the mantle (even though he didn’t want to), he was a tall and built, muscular guy. He aged up by four years and thus his body with it, so he was 18 or 19 when he became Flash. So again, another growth spurt after Smallville. In the side notes for the comics, it was said that Bart actually grew taller than Wally, as reference. (Since Wally wasn’t actually around for comparison). Beside him in the photos is Valerie; he’s taller than her and she’s wearing heels!

Hope this helps!