Okay I cannot be the ONLY one to see the similarities of Bart and Spencer Reid. The Eidetic memory, walking fact book, socially awkward and avoidance of spotlight. A blindspot to romantic endeavours and their petty intellectual pranks. Scientifically proven geniuses, masters of chess and the mind. Acute sense of Justice but also a deep, burning anger. The hair, the baggy clothes. Fuck you, they’re the same person.
don’t mind me, i’m just thinking about hal with kind of curly hair.
I love how all the Impulse fans that originated from the Young Justice tv series are crying “Bart, please. Just say fuck.” While the comic fans are crying “DC, let him say fuck!”
It’s a never ending cycle. We know how feral he is.
Dick: You little shit.
Jason: They just like me better!
Dick: Right, and how much did you have to blackmail them to believe that you little gremlin.
Bruce: What's going on here?
Dick: Jason stole one of my best friends and Ex girlfriend!
Jason: I plead the fifth! Can't steal what you never had!
Dick: Why you-
Bruce: Dick, maybe consider that they do like Jason for his... personality.
Jason: Why you gotta say it like that?
Dick: This is ridiculous. *storms off all dramatically*
Bruce: Maybe for future reference, don't steal any of Dick's friends.
Jason: Fine, I won't steal any more of Dick's best friends. Yeesh.
[One week later]
Jason: *casually sitting on a seat enjoying hot cocoa*
Tim: *slams the door open* YOU BITCH!
Jason: *smirking* Hi, Timmy.
Tim: DoN'T Hi TiMmY mE, YoU tOoK BaRt FrOm Me hOw CoUlD yOU!
Bruce: Jason, this isn't what I meant when I said don't steal any more of Dick's friends.
Jason: You should have specified.
Tim 500% calls coffee "Anti-Murder Juice" and with every cup is another dodged attempt at everyone around him ending up in some type of harm. Depends on his mood.
If he's really pissed, broken sOmetHing.
If he's a controlled level of pissed, bruises. Don't get in his way.
If he's paranoid, probably some accidental bruise infliction.
If he's annoyed, he'll kill you emotionally.
Those cups of coffee saved lives.
Bart needs one of these shirts. Right sprocking now.
steph made the shirts for them <3
cass - batgirl (2000) #25 and 72, with a bonus near-death experience in #62
damian - batman inc. (2012) #8, robin: son of batman #5 and #13, teen titans (2016) #40/41, and robin (2021) #1
So if Speedsters can surround themselves and handle lightning just fine when they throw it and stuff, and lightning is 5 times hotter than the sun, theoretically a speedster should be able to survive on the sun. I’m Bart, and in this Ted talk-
Bart: Wally and I had a fight.
Tim: I’m sure he didn’t mean it.
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Bart: Wally and I had a fight.
Kon: did you win?
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Bart: Wally and I had a fight.
Cassie: next time, go for the eyes and then strike the throat-
Tired of people saying he's a sweetheart, Bartholemew Henry Allen the 2nd is a dickhead in his soul and THATS why we love him
I laughed so hard drawing this no way the quality is any decent
Hey, sorry not sorry but I had a thought in the middle of a group therapy session- don’t question me- Can we call Gryffindor the Gryffin-dorm? Ok, I’ll go die now, goodnight.
Bitch, he Flightwing
The Flying Grayson
-Superman: Son of Kal-El [2021] #9
⚡Bart And Batfam⚡ Headcanons + Theories, Fuck the Flash, Impulse + Rogue Supremacy
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