Garcia : Kinda Unfair That My Nose Isn't Heart-shaped Like A Carebear But Whatever

Hotch, answering the phone : Hello ?

Emily : It's Emily.

Hotch, sighing : What did she do this time ?

Emily : No it's me, it's Emily.

Hotch : Okay, what did YOU do this time ?

Emily : Contrary to popular belief, violence solves a lot

Hotch : What is your date of birth ?

Derek : June 6

Hotch : What year ?

Derek : ..Every year ?

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Emily, picking a fight with Strauss : With all due respect, which is none-

Reid : Affection is DISGUSTING.

Reid : Drown me in it

Elle : Guess who's very upset about something very small, again

Morgan : Hey JJ, nice shirt !

JJ : Aw, thanks !

Morgan, smiling : But it would looked better lying on Emily's bedroom floor.

JJ :

Emily : DAMNIT stop hitting on JJ on my behalf !

Morgan : What's the word for when hands are bisexual ?

Reid : ...Do you mean ambidextrous ?

Reid : You have to learn to love yourself.

JJ : Don't you like, hate yourself ?

Reid : Yes, but we're talking about you, focus.