What If Bionicle Was Bugs

how do yall take your steak

“Turn back or you will be facing the will of God”

V2 who has spent time around humans who taught it things about religion: oh damn I better find another way around if I want to face my predecessor again

V1: fuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweballfuckitweball

What do you MEAN its already 8:30???? That means it’s basically 9:00 which means its basically 10:00 which means it will be midnight soon which means im going to miss my bedtime again?!!!

Rebooted Overlord 👉👈

I love my sisters

I love my sister

how to confound a centaur confounder

centaur: hold it right there, you can't just ride through my fields uncontested! I'll lose my credibility if we don't battle or something

confounder: that's fair. how about we-

centaur: and it can't be a pun battle. I heard what you did to the sphynx

confounder: darn. okay, what if I beat you in a horse race?

centaur: Ha! Alright, where's the finish line?

confounder: That tree over there. Where's your horse?

centaur: let me just call him

confounder: you're not a horse, this is a wait what

centaur: SVENTAL! HERE BOY!

*massive six-legged, four-eyed horse gallops around the bend wearing a saddle made for a centaur*

confounder: that is NOT a horse

centaur: it IS a horse, it just has six legs and four eyes and is large enough for me to ride. You agreed to a horse race, you didn't specify it had to have four legs.

confounder: ...

centaur: ...

confounder: I hate you

centaur: you brought this upon yourself

Ladies and Gentlemen ✨Shat✨

Hero factory headcannon:

Akiyama makuro is a great being who thought making the great spirit robot was folly and left in a spaceship he built after the first prototype blew up

He then founded makuhero city which eventually spread into the multiplanitary society it is now

Some mocs i made over break

APMK-D blacktron unit

The All Purpose but Mostly Killing droid is a terrifying blacktron unit that operates at high speeds. They are extremely expensive to build and use but extremely effective so they are saved for pivotal battles

Nitrose

Experimental hero model. Dont have a ton of lore for this one

Lord Ras