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I'm really proud of this guys, go follow my writing/art blog too if you want

ta-da! here she is, my girl Char the superhero who definitely does not think breaking laws is fun

we love being the stage manager and being gone the first full week of working on the show because of a fRICKIN C O L D

I'm dying-

someone- someone come put me out of my misery

I'm so upset

this time I get to be Jesper and Nina

the crows as things my friends have said, part 2:

kaz: "I should try that: dress all nicely and spread lies."

inej: "I do love throwing knives."

jesper: "Hey, I stole that fair and square!"

wylan: "I'm gonna cry about it for hours when I get home, but other than that it's ok."

nina: *someone complains about how many people are in the room* "It's ok because I look better than everyone here."

matthias: "You live and you learn. You live, and I learn how not to live like you."

KR: "that went from zero to arson real fast"

bruh

what the crap man

- one of their players

Me as a DM: my players can have a little bit of pre campaign misinformation, as a treat

I should note I don't think he knows I'm the stage manager and I honestly doubts he knows what that is

but oh, he will learn

so we're preparing for auditions for our first show in my theatre class rn (everyone has to audition for the grade, whether you want to be in it or not)

anyway, we're split into groups to practice our monologues with/to and cuz the teacher trusts me (this is my 4th year doing it after all) I'm with 3 newbies

well one of them likes to sass back when I tell him what to do, I mean he'll do it but I think he doesn't think I should be bossing him around

I am the stage manager

he's gonna need to learn to listen and to respect me real quick

so we're preparing for auditions for our first show in my theatre class rn (everyone has to audition for the grade, whether you want to be in it or not)

anyway, we're split into groups to practice our monologues with/to and cuz the teacher trusts me (this is my 4th year doing it after all) I'm with 3 newbies

well one of them likes to sass back when I tell him what to do, I mean he'll do it but I think he doesn't think I should be bossing him around

I am the stage manager

he's gonna need to learn to listen and to respect me real quick

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I've already opened 2 energy drinks today and it's only 2nd period... I don't drink energy drinks

this is true

hey guys remember that time when the entire tech/stage crew of the Music Man was sick right after the show last year cuz we worked ourselves to the bone in close quarters but refused to admit any of us were sick until the show was over

theatre kid problems

normal person: dang it! I'm sick, I guess I have to call into work to tell them I won't be there

theatre kids: IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK IAMNOTSICK

SR: "I'm gonna go eat my cocanie, see you at lunch"

100%

Hello! Some People may see this as "chronically online" take bur I disagree.

So, I'm non binary and I am also someone who's very passionate about musical theatre and singing, I've had almost 8 years of theatre experience and I've been thinking. A lot of people typically will say "girls" when they mean higher voices, and honestly it can cause a lot of dysphoria for me. So i think its important we start using the terms lower voices and higher voices more when describing a song or a role, especially considering even for cis people not everyone's voice fits into the typically male or female vocal range.

If anyone agrees please reblog!!

if you need a better dad I'm always here for you, feel free to message me! stay safe babes 💙

MS, checking her watch: "oh, I think my cat's dying"

me, walking into the costume room for the first time this school year: "It's like the first breath of fresh air in months!!"

SR, KR, KP, and I: *make a "vertical panic pile"*

Note: a "panic pile" is a theatre tradition of a bunch of us laying on the floor in an overlapping pile when we get stressed

I love that I can be Spot and Crutchie

the newsies as things my friends have said

jack: "I'm just simultaneously too stupid and too smart."

katherine: "do you feel like I called you out? good 'cause I did."

david: "guys I got manipulated by a six year old the other day."

les: "what if, after high school, I just became a clown."

crutchie: "last time I wore my bandana, everyone kept asking if I was in a gang. I just like bandanas, calm down."

race: "you best call me Tom, because I'm about to do some foolery."

spot: "I don't want to be endearing. I want to be feared."

pleeeeeeeease anybody

yall I have so many ideas rn but can't get myself to start writing any of them

this includes (but is not limited to):

- fan work there is literally no demand for

- fan work there is a fair amount of demand for

- and oc story ideas

someone tell me which to start with and it might actually happen sometime maybe

me: YOU CAN'T FIST FIGHT THE COUNTER

me: WHY DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS

WAIT THIS ONE'S BETTER

Being up to no good is a past time for me

-SA, also same bruh

Being up to no good is a past time for me

yall I'm starting a writing blog cuz I need somewhere to put all these stinkin words

CL (RIP): *blows kiss*

JR (RIP): *catches kiss and puts it down the front of her shirt, blows a kiss back*

CL (RIP): *eats it*

(Note: this happens a lot)

honored to represent our queen Inej

the Crows as things my friends have said:

kaz: "what are we doing? I wasn't paying attention, I was too busy scheming."

inej: "he was terrified of me because he thought I tried to murder him and I wasn't gonna stop him from believing that."

jesper: "my summer aesthetic is otter pop."

wylan: "I was gonna fact check it, and then I forgot, and now it's been two months, so--"

nina: "I just need more food because I'm a gluttonous little beast."

matthias: "You disgust and amaze me at the same time."

CL (RIP) & JR (RIP): *threaten my grumpy bear plush for "all [his] secrets"*

me: I think I'm dying you guys

CL (RIP): That's ok- that's bad

me: dID YOU JUST ALMOST SAY THAT'S OK

CL (RIP): YES BUT THEN I REALIZED THAT'S NOT OK

this year I will be a senior, and our theatre class is more like a family than a friend group. there will be 4 seniors this year, ES (our resident anxious mom friend), me (the dad friend), and SA & BS (the weird uncles). our teacher (M) is our ultimate dad. ES and I have decided that the rest of the class our just our children (they have no choice in the matter). this blog will be used as an archive of our family's shenanigans. it will pick up more once school restarts, but there's no way we won't see each other at all over the summer.

I will be using initials (or "me") because I am not comfortable using my friends real names and I gotta keep em all straight somehow (which ironic cuz only like half of them are straight).

our friends that have graduated are viewed as family members who have died and I will refer to them like this: "CL (RIP)"

I hope yall enjoy our stupid out of context adventures