And Do You Know What Is Ruining This For Us? AI I Use Google For Its One Useful Function Searching "cute

Call me Prometheus the way I gave the gift of fire to that orphanage

Milby's Maps: Last Tower of the Mage Lords

It may be joever, tav and wyll are dead, I dont have withers yet and for some reason shadow heart isn't speaking to laezel or astarion

Buddy if you're omnipresent that means your in my balls

RIP my beloved hamster Mathew, who was tragically corrupted by an Eldritch artifact and jumped into a volcano

Imagine a tall dominant clown woman, call her a big top

Did anyone tell Ford

This is a dumb take do you know how vast history is as a subject? You could spend your life studying it and still not get every joke

My high school history teacher’s wisest advice was that you have to pay attention in history class so that you will understand jokes. And I think of him with righteous fury every time I see people on tumblr thoughtfully trying to explain a joke that requires the audience to have paid attention in history class. Don’t indulge them! Gatekeep the good jokes!

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

If I had a knuckle for every typo I make