Definitelynotluffy - If Your Hungry, Eat.

“ I’ll kiss it better ”

Based on Odysseus’s boar hunting scar on his thigh.

Yup, one of the saucy Odydio arts I made months ago

do you think the 20 years of unused dad jokes stack so that each joke is twice as painful

‘Athena, if you can hear me, help.’ Telemachus, probably.

ATHENA!!!

Odysseus: You like bad boys, right?

Penelope: Yeah, so?

Odysseus: Not trying to show off, but when the GPS said turn left I turned right.

Penelope:

Penelope: You got lost, didn't you?

Odysseus: ...Yeah.

aw man

i wish i could be one of those people that can write aus

*slips and drops jekyll and hyde x epic au*

oops

hey could we see more odypen interactions in ur au? :D

ask and u shall receive anon! :3

thank u for asking and being interested in my au yippieee

if u guys have more u wanna see from this au, just drop an ask hehe… anyway more yapping below the cut

working on a comic rn about how they started talking (tldr: joint practice, they play a 3v3 match, ody gets too distracted bc penelope looks so good when she’s spiking and then gets hit in the face with the ball of course)

but once they started dating, they’re just constantly together ALL the time… like if someone wanted to know where odysseus was they would just ask penelope (she probably got an airtag on him or smth)

they go to each other’s matches 100%

if there’s a joint practice, both of them just admire and drool over the other during the match

everybody honestly finds it sickening but nobody dares to say anything bc they’re quite intimidated by penelope + odysseus has too much blackmail on everyone so

anyway i love odypen <3

Antinous: You said you were going to a spiritual retreat

Telemachus: Namaste

Antinous: AND YOU- were supposedly dead.

Odysseus: I recovered.

Fun fact: Antinous is on the table

"nobody likes you" WELL CALL ME PENELOPE OF ITHACA AND SPARTA THEN BECAUSE HOOOOO BOY-

BRACE FOR THE STORM!

ODYSSEUS.

When I get my hands on you, consensually of course, I'm going to [CENSORED] and then I'm going to grab your [CENSORED] and I'll [CENSORED]. And then I'm going to rip off your clothes and bite your [CENSORED] until you're [CENSORED] and [CENSORED]. Then I'll get the strap, and then I'll [CENSORED] until your [CENSORED] is completely [CENSORED].

Sound good? :3