Yes Geologists! Doing The Important Work 💖

By the time Damian enters the scene nobody is even surprised.

“Oh, so you slept with Talia al Ghul? Typical.”

Bruce Wayne is definitely that type of person to randomly drop the most insane lore about himself to his kids and acts like it's just a silly story in his life

"I once dated my ex's ex and they tried to kill me after-"

"You what and with who and they what"

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Get you a man who can do both

There's two types of writers

1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'

2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'

If “Well, this escalated quickly” has a pair, it has to be “Well this escalated further than I thought”, and this post is the prime example

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

Do you guys think when bats see a vampire in their bat form they go “oh shit a vampire, gotta act normal”? Only to immediately realise“wait I am a bat with normal bat-blood and they go for human-blood,, what am I doing??”

Accidentally got to witness a 'fight' about recent batman comics. Currently leaving kudos at every post I see about it.

Gotta keep the mill going, this shit's both objectively crazy and equally entertaining

Realising I'm borderline helicopter-parenting my mother was not on my 2025 bingo card

It's genuinely heart wrenching when you watch a movie and you slowly realise it was supposed to be LGBTQ but they heterofied it

Sometimes I feel like my feed is going off the tracks and I just go for a post hunt where I actively search for re-blogs material.

For i am a shepherd and I decided to cover my thoughts in the finest of wool.

If Nimona (2023) was released when I was 10 I think I'd be much more ok.