Masterlist

guys i found out men can see me and not just girls

like i am visible to only people who understand the relation of film cooper and marsha p johnson

Welcome To WormTown!

Hello everyone! My names Marvin, the mayor of this little town! Im here to welcome you! So welcome friends!

Welcome To WormTown is an upcoming indie visual novel game about the completely normal happenings of a town filled with worms! Absolutely nothing can and will go wrong!

Please note that this is my first game im working on, so dont expect too much!

With that out of the way! Welcome! I hope you enjoy your stay! As itll last for a while! Feel free to join along on this development adventure! We'll be sure to post all about our progress! Follow to get the latest news! Along with fun tidbits and information! Feel free to ask us worms anything too!

Us worms welcome you!!!

this made me giggle especially the hawks and aizawa ones

MHA Characters Getting "The Talk"

Warning: awkwardness ahead. This is pure stupid crack.

Inspired by a JJK version of this on tiktok by @ matt_the_curtin

How do the guys react to recieving 'the talk'

Featuring: Izuku Midoriya, Toshinori Yagi (All Might), Katsuki Bakugo, Best Jeanist, Fumikage Tokoyami, Keigo Takami (Hawks), Tamaki Amajiki, Fatgum, Tomura Shigaraki, Toya Todoroki (Dabi), Hitoshi Shinso, Shota Aizawa (Eraserhead), Shoto Todoroki, Enji Todoroki (Endeavor)

Izuku Midoriya – Getting "The Talk" from Toshinori Yagi (All Might)

Toshinori Yagi sat across from Izuku Midoriya, looking extremely uncomfortable as he clasped his hands together. Sweat dripped down his face as he tried to find the right words.

"Y-Young Midoriya," he coughed. "I… uh… I feel that, as your mentor, it's my duty to, er, educate you on… certain aspects of life."

Izuku blinked. "Oh! Like hero strategy? The importance of recovery time after a big battle?"

"No." Toshinori's face paled. "I-I mean… relationships. Love. And… physical intimacy."

Izuku turned bright red. "OH GOD."

"YES, EXACTLY!" Toshinori shouted, dramatically pointing at him. "GOD HELP US BOTH!"

There was an awkward silence.

Toshinori cleared his throat. "Ahem. So. When two people care for each other very much—"

"PLEASE STOP."

Toshinori held up a shaky finger. "No, no, listen, Young Midoriya. I must do this! It is my responsibility!" He inhaled deeply. "It is much like a United States of Smash—except instead of destroying an enemy, you are—"

"OH MY GOD, PLEASE NO!" Izuku covered his ears, mortified. "DON’T RUIN SMASH ATTACKS FOR ME, SENSEI!"

Toshinori’s gaunt cheeks turned red. "S-sorry."

They sat in silence for a moment.

"...Do you have any questions?" Toshinori finally asked.

Izuku stood up. "I HAVE TO GO STUDY FOR A TEST!"

"But there’s no test!"

"THERE IS NOW!"

And with that, Midoriya ran.

Outcome: All Might is traumatized. Izuku never looks at him the same way again.

Katsuki Bakugo – Getting "The Talk" from Best Jeanist

Best Jeanist sat elegantly in his chair, hands clasped, posture impeccable. Across from him, Katsuki Bakugo slumped aggressively, arms crossed, looking seconds away from combusting.

"Katsuki," Best Jeanist said, his voice smooth. "It is my duty as your mentor to educate you on a matter most delicate."

Bakugo scowled. "If this is about ‘being a proper gentleman,’ I’m out."

Jeanist exhaled through his nose. "No, my unruly pupil. This is about intimacy."

Bakugo's eye twitched.

Jeanist continued. "Love is a fabric that must be woven carefully. Each strand—trust, respect, communication—is vital. And much like a fine pair of denim—"

"NO." Bakugo stood up. "NO DENIM ANALOGIES, YOU WEIRD STRING BEAN!"

Jeanist ignored him. "A strong foundation is crucial, lest one suffer a wardrobe malfunction, if you understand my meaning."

Bakugo’s hands literally sparked.

Jeanist smiled, unfazed. "And of course, protection is important. Just as one would not step into battle without proper armor, one must also ensure—"

"STOP TALKING!" Bakugo turned completely red. "I’M OUT! I’M DONE! I’M NOT LISTENING TO A GUY IN A DENIM TURTLENECK TALK ABOUT CONDOMS!"

And with that, he exploded through the nearest window.

Outcome: Best Jeanist remains unbothered. Bakugo needs therapy.

Fumikage Tokoyami – Getting "The Talk" from Hawks

Hawks leaned back in his chair, casually tossing popcorn into his mouth. "Alright, kid. So. Birds and bees talk. Let’s go."

Fumikage Tokoyami stared at him. "...I already know about birds."

Hawks grinned. "Not like this, you don’t."

Tokoyami sighed. "This is unnecessary. My path is one of solitude and darkness. I have no need for such knowledge."

Hawks waggled his eyebrows. "Yeah? Well, when your Dark Shadow isn’t the only thing rising at night, you might wanna reconsider."

Tokoyami froze.

Dark Shadow: "BRO, WHAT THE HELL?!"

"HAWKS." Tokoyami gripped the edge of the table, visibly trembling. "DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH MATTERS!"

Hawks chuckled. "Relax, Bird Boy. I got your back." He tossed a condom at him. "Use that if you ever wanna fly south for the winter, yeah?"

Tokoyami practically flew out of the room.

Outcome: Tokoyami becomes celibate. Dark Shadow is scarred for life.

Tamaki Amajiki – Getting "The Talk" from Fatgum

Fatgum grinned as he placed a giant plate of takoyaki in front of Tamaki.

"Alright, bud! Let’s talk about the big stuff!"

Tamaki, already nervous, started sweating. "B-big… s-stuff?"

"Yup!" Fatgum nodded. "The ol' horizontal tango! The whoopee cushion shuffle! The bibbity boppity boink!"

Tamaki looked like he wanted to disintegrate.

Fatgum laughed. "Aww, c’mon, kiddo! Ain’t nothing to be scared of! Everybody’s gotta learn how to get down to business eventually!"

Tamaki: "I don’t."

Fatgum patted his shoulder. "Ah, it ain’t so bad! You just gotta be confident, communicate with your partner, and—"

Tamaki teleported out of his chair.

Outcome: Fatgum laughs it off. Tamaki moves to another city.

Tomura Shigaraki – Getting "The Talk" from Dabi

Dabi leaned against the wall, arms crossed, smirking.

"So, you and relationships. That’s a funny thought."

Shigaraki scowled. "Tch. Whatever. I don’t care."

Dabi chuckled. "Alright, well, let’s say you do care. You meet someone, they actually like you—miracle, by the way—so what then?"

Shigaraki crossed his arms. "Then I’d… tell them they’re mine?"

Dabi sighed. "Alright, well, if you don’t wanna accidentally dust your date mid-kiss, you should probably learn some control, champ."

Shigaraki looked away. "...Tch. Whatever. I have control."

"Yeah? What about when your emotions get wild?" Dabi grinned. "Or if they kiss your neck?"

Shigaraki turned bright red. "SHUT UP."

Outcome: Shigaraki refuses to speak to Dabi for a week.

Hitoshi Shinso – Getting "The Talk" from Aizawa

Aizawa sighed, rubbing his temples. "Okay, Shinso. We need to talk."

Shinso sipped his coffee. "About what?"

Aizawa: "...Sex."

Shinso immediately choked.

Aizawa sighed again. "Look, it’s nothing complicated. Just be respectful, communicate, use protection, and for the love of god, don’t use your Quirk in bed."

Shinso: "WHY WOULD I—WHAT—NO! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!"

Aizawa shrugged. "I don’t know. Gotta cover all the bases."

Shinso buried his face in his hands. "I hate it here."

Outcome: Aizawa doesn’t care. Shinso wants to disappear.

Shoto Todoroki – Getting "The Talk" from Endeavor

Endeavor sat across from Shoto, arms crossed, his face burning slightly brighter than usual.

"Shoto. We need to talk."

Shoto blinked. "About?"

"...Procreation."

Shoto immediately stood up. "I’m leaving."

Endeavor grabbed his wrist. "SIT."

Outcome: Shoto literally escapes through a window.

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die 💜

MHA CHARACTERS AS RANDOM SHIT ME AND MY FRIENDS TEXTED EACH OTHER

@misssprinkles @matcopii

uraraka + mina

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jiro + momo

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shinso + monoma

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sero

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bakugo

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iida + denki

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jiro

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kirishima

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Izuku

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Denki

Asui

idk what you want me to write about asui but i’ll just do headcanons of what it’d be like to date Tsuyu Asui!

She’s very wholesome so most of your dates would probably be cute picture worthy ones

For your first date she’d take you to a flower field to have a picnic

i personally hc her as a lesbian

i feel like she’d probably be into the whole cute decorated letters and artsy gifts that aren’t too flashy but are a testament to how much thought and effort she puts into her relationship

i feel like she’d probably have really good perfume recommendations for some reason

i might add more later!’

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can you do some shinso stuff por favor 🙏

Yes, so this took a real while to do, so it's probs the last post for today. I hope you enjoy it because my Merafan brain took its precious time to figure something out <333

The Slowest Burn Crush Ever

Shinsou does not fall in love easily. He doesn’t get silly, fleeting crushes—he gets mild admiration that, over time, slowly morphs into something deeper. It starts with him noticing how capable you are, how you treat people, how you talk. It’s never about appearances for him—it’s about who you are.

At first, he’ll think, Yeah, they’re cool. Then it turns into I like being around them. Then one day, it hits him out of nowhere—Oh. I actually like them. Like, a lot. And when that realization finally dawns on him, he just sits there, staring into the void like, Well. This is inconvenient.

The worst part? He does not know how to handle it. He doesn’t get all flustered like some people—he just doesn’t know what to do with his feelings. So, he doesn’t confess right away. Instead, he just keeps treating you the same way, though maybe with more subtle actions—standing a little closer, paying more attention to your words, remembering details about you that even you forgot you mentioned. It’s not until someone points out that he obviously likes you that he even thinks about doing something about it.

Acts of Service Over Words

Shinsou isn’t bad with words, but when it comes to expressing his feelings? Yeah, that’s where he struggles. Compliments? They don’t come naturally to him. He won’t tell you every day that you look amazing or that he loves you—he’s just not that guy.

What is he good at? Actions. If you’re tired, he’ll pass you his scarf without saying a word. If you mention in passing that you like a certain snack, it’ll magically appear in your bag the next day. If you’re stressed, he’ll wordlessly slide a warm drink into your hands. And if you’re ever feeling unsafe? Yeah. He’s already handling it before you even have to say anything.

He thinks he’s being subtle about it, but it’s so obvious that he cares. He may not say “I love you” all the time, but his actions scream it.

Sleep-Deprived & Unbothered™

Shinsou is running on about three hours of sleep and sheer determination at all times. It’s impressive how he manages to function like that. He’s practically Aizawa’s sleepy, half-conscious mini-me. He can nap anywhere—on the couch, at his desk, standing up against a wall, on you.

If you’re sitting next to him and playing with his hair? Congrats, you just activated instant sleep mode. He will not fight it. He’s the type to casually drape an arm around you or just let you lean against him like it’s no big deal when, in reality, he’s so comfortable he doesn’t want to move.

Unhinged Half-Asleep Thoughts™

When Shinsou is seconds away from unconsciousness, his brain just malfunctions. He will casually say the most unhinged things with zero warning:

"Do you think pigeons have government jobs?"

"What if your reflection is just waiting for the right moment to switch places with you?"

"Would you still love me if I was a psychic worm?"

"What if we’re actually the aliens and we just don’t know?"

You’ll be lying there, all cozy and warm, and then he drops something like that. And the worst part? He never remembers saying any of it. The next morning, when you bring it up, he’ll just blink at you like, "I said that? Huh. Sounds like something I’d say."

Death Glare Supreme

Shinsou doesn’t need to be loud or aggressive to be intimidating—his glare is enough to make people reconsider their entire existence.

If someone ever makes you uncomfortable, he doesn’t yell, he doesn’t throw a fit—he just stares. That deadpan, sleep-deprived, completely unimpressed glare that makes people feel like they’ve just been judged by the universe itself. And it works every time.

The person will immediately back off, apologize, and probably question their life choices. Meanwhile, Shinsou will go right back to whatever he was doing, completely unbothered, sipping his coffee like nothing happened.

Scarf Grab – No Escape Allowed

If you dare steal something from him—his phone, his coffee, his hoodie—or, even worse, steal a kiss and try to run? Yeah. That scarf is coming for you.

One second, you think you’re getting away, and the next? You’re being yanked right back into his arms.

"You really thought you could escape?" (smug smirk, arms crossed).

He’ll let you go… eventually. But not before making you suffer through his smuggest, most insufferable expression ever.

Playing with his hair? Hell yah

Shinsou lets you do whatever you want with his hair. Mess with it, braid it, put in clips—he doesn’t care. Until you give him a front ponytail.

At first, he’s totally fine with it. "Yeah, whatever." Five minutes later? "Wait. No. I can’t sleep. My hair isn’t in my face. Fix it."

He likes the weight of his hair covering his face when he sleeps. It’s comforting. So while he’ll humor you and let you mess with it all you want, just don’t expect it to last long.

Gift-Giving God

Shinsou remembers everything you say, even when he looks like he’s not paying attention. You mention liking a certain kind of chocolate? It’s in your bag the next day. Casually say you wish you had a specific book or hoodie? Guess what magically appears in your hands.

And the most dangerous part? He plays it off like it’s no big deal.

"It’s not a big deal. I just remembered."

LIES. He planned it weeks in advance because he loves seeing you happy.

Cuddle? Oh, Absolutely.

Shinsou pretends to be indifferent, but the second you curl up against him? He’s done for. He lives for quiet, peaceful moments where he can just exist next to you. If you play with his hair while he dozes off? Congratulations, you just became his personal sleep aid.

He won’t say how much he loves it, but it’s obvious—especially when he subconsciously pulls you closer or leans into your touch without thinking.

Final Verdict:

Shinsou Hitoshi is dangerously boyfriend material. He’s smug, intimidating, and effortlessly cool—but also the softest, most secretly affectionate person ever. He won’t drown you in compliments or dramatic love confessions, but everything he does makes it clear that he’s completely in love with you.

And now? You’re stuck with him. 😤💜

Gods I hope it's worth the waiting T^T

my entire personality stems from watching daria as a kid and trent being my first fictional crush

Daria Sick Sad World

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

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ill let you write this one pal