Latest Posts by dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Page 3

“The spiders are finite” factoid actualy just statistical error. average spiders are infinite. Finite-spiders Georg, who lives in cave & is a countable number of spiders, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

The spiders are finite

Clown cars actually operate on two opposite sides of a bell curve - the most average-sized cars transporting a sensible amount of people are the least clown cars. So while the more famous type of clown car is the comically tiny vehicle that can fit an absurdly large amount of clowns inside, a huge fuck-off giant pavement princess ego truck that is only used for transporting the driver around is also a clown car.

like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

*guy who is very clearly going through. something* oh yknow. just a little tired haha

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

the distribution here is really quite strange, and i desperately want to know why it’s behaving like that

With the ides of march fast approaching we must be prepared

Please reblog to make sure everyone is equipped!

Here is your mission.

lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

LIKE TO CHARGE REBLOG TO CAST LET'S GET THIS FUCKER EXPLODEDED

the neurodivergent experience:

20% of the time: wowwieee!!! i love my passions and interests!!!!! they make me so happy i want to jump up and down!!!!! weee!!!!!!! :3333333333

80% of the time: this mind is a prison

inshallah he will od soon indeed

"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

The real reason cats get startled by their own reflection

she will not be surviving my wrath

Can't get a good job with any old bachelor's degree these days I knew I should've studied pyromancy

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

omg i’m in this too :D

Every Lesbian you have ever met lives in this circle

onwards, comrades

Placebo Meme