Latest Posts by dr-axolotl-ataraxis - Page 4

Me: Why tf does my back always hurt?

Also me:

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"born in the wrong era" but there's no particular time period i'd rather be living in, I'm just pissed af at having to live through the global resurgence of fascism

wow it would be sad if somebody trapped me in a TIME LOOP where i would have nothing but TIME to draw and suchlike. that would suuuck i would HATE having so much TIME. i would be soooo tormented. good thing there are no EVIL TIMELOOP WIZARDS [twirls hair]

"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"

some guy was trying to climb out of the bucket so me and my buddies yoinked him back in

come on americans, help a girl out

brb guys, gonna invent some festivals of atonement, maybe some sacred games too…

"wealth" means different things to different people. for me it means being able to live quietly and comfortably, adopt a pet, donate to charities I care about, be able to take care of myself in my old age, and eventually leave an inheritance to my loved ones, who will then be forced by the stipulations of my will to be locked at midnight in a Mystery Mansion and solve an elaborate series of puzzles while being mysteriously killed off one by one. and i don't think that's so much to ask

In a move astronomers are calling “surprising,” the planet earth violently exploded yesterday, shattering into billions of tiny fragments and killing all life existing on it.  Full Story

this is the one !

Girls will be boys

Boys will be girls

Fascists will 💖 be shot💖

real homies respect trans people! /gen

if you're in your 20s just remember that you're in your 20s and being in your 20s is like being anywhere between 20-29