Accurate.

You know teachers in high school are like ur profs in college won’t remind you when your work is due so u have to write it down?

We’ll they’re right and I hate it cos when I write it down my brain thinks I can forget it cos I wrote it down and when I don’t my stupid brain still forgets it.

This is why I’m proposing someone makes an app like the scheduler Hermione got Harry and Ron that reminded them and shouted at them until they did their work. That would work on me

BROTHER, WHY DOES EVERYONE BETRAY THE STARKS. THEY’RE JUST TRYING TO LIVE.

First cirse and Joffrey killed Ned and captured Sansa

Then Theon took over Winterfell and captured Bran and Rickon

Then Frey murdered Robb and Catelyn

Then Littlefinger gave her to Ramsay

Then Ramsay basically held Sansa prisoner

Then the Night’s Watch killed Jon Snow

Then the Umber’s gave Rickon to Ramsay

I mean I don’t even know what to say about Arya

It’s just so crazy how many people betray one family and that’s not even all

I’m watching Record of Ragnarok and who was gonna tell me that Jack the Ripper is in here??? ALSO HIS WEAPON IS A PAIR OF SCISSORS ???!?!?

Does boycotting Starbucks mean we also boycott their strategic alliances? Like are we boycotting Barnes & Noble too?

FUCK SHAE SHE TESTIFIED AGAINST TYRION AND THEN FUCKS HIS DAD. I HONESTLY HATE HER, but I also hate that Tyrion had to kill her (and with the “gold chain” he gave her) because it’s a weird parallel of him and his father. His father killed the first whore he loved and he killed the second.

(Im so glad Tyrion killed Tywin tho, he was a fucking asshole)

I want a fic where instead of max stabbing Billy with the drugs, he stops her before she can and is mad right but then the demogorgon dog they put in fridge bursts out cos it wasn’t actually dead and the cold helped it and he kills it with the nail bat. Or maybe with his bare hands. Or a gun could be cool. But yeah and so he goes with them to destroy the tunnels and yeah

Silly little fic idea

Peter Parker is kidnapped, wakes up in an unfamiliar place, two people are there telling a camera that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter starts acting like a normal kid; screa, crying, and telling them he’s not Spider-Man. They say they saw him change into the costume in an alleyway. He says he dresses up as Spider-Man for birthday parties for money cos he’s poor. They say he does tricks and they’ve seen him shoot webs. He says he knows parkour, that’s why he decided to cosplay as Spider-Man in the first place and he used small cans of silly string to use as fake webs. He’s hysterical and the kidnappers are like fuck we got the wrong guy. They somehow have vibranium cuffs so Peter couldn’t escape (that’s why he’s acting so they’ll release him). They decide to knock him out and dump him in a random alley, they punch him and he goes unconscious. Except he doesn’t, he’s still acting. They unlock the cuffs in his hands and feet and BOOM he quickly knocks them both out.

He turns to the camera that’s still rolling and says “wow I can’t believe that worked, I deserve an Oscar for that performance!” And he’s bowing to his metaphorical audience and maybe he does a little fake speech while wiping fake tears “I’d like to say thank you to my parents, who are dead, and to my uncle, who’s also dead, and to my aunt May who’s not dead. And Mr. Stark who helps me with my Chem homework. Also shoutout to Ned and MJ, I wouldn’t be here without you guys!” And then he’s like well let’s web these guys up, so he webs them to the wall and he grabs one of their phones and calls Mr. Stark.

Plot twist tho: Mr. Stark says Peter I can see you!! Peter is like what are you in talking about. And Mr. Stark says the camera was broadcasting to ALL OF NYC (how you ask, I don’t know, not my problem) Peter freezes and turns to the camera where he flips it off and asks Mr Stark what he just did and Mr. Stark yells “Peter you just flipped the camera off!” And Peter is like “so you saw me give my Oscar speech, and me web those guys up?” And Mr. Stark is like “yes we saw all of that!!” And Peter is like “so everyone knows I’m Spider-Man now? what should I do??” while awkwardly waving at the camera. Mr. Stark is like “I’ve been tracking the phone I’m on the way already, just turn off the camera!” And so Peter does and then maybe it goes more into detail about the kidnapping, the acting, and the aftermath of all this happening. Maybe everyone is shocked Spider-Man is a kid and other stuff.

Anyways yeah that’s my fic idea. I have another one that’s less funny and more serious too. Where like he gets kidnapped by a international human trafficking ring and they planned on either selling him to the highest bidder or using him as a prostitute. A little dark for me tho. He does escape tho and he ends up releasing other victims too. It has the same basic intro but a lot of differences. He’s still playful in the beginning but gets more serious once he realizes where he is and how many victims there are.

My sister and I were watching FernGully and we’re naming movies with a small girl and big guy. (Like Arrietty) and she’s like what’s that movie with the small guy and the big girl and I immediately said the Bee Movie. she meant Epic SMH

babe what's wrong? you've hardly touched your 200 fics you opened in a new tab and swore you'd get to at some point but never had the time or motivation to read

I’m watching this series called Unbelievable on Netflix about a girl who was SA’d and people start to believe she made it up. Her previous foster mom talks to the detective, and she’s basically the first one to cast doubt which makes me hate her so much. She says that the girl had a past of acting out, she literally says “look-at-me behavior”. It enrages me so much because the girl should have been able to trust her. The whole show makes me enraged.