My Dad Went To The Store To Get Cords For Our Trailer And Then Came Back With A Piano. Not A Keyboard

Amazing. Love it.

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FUCK RAMSAY!!!!! I NEED HIM DEAD PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. HE IS MAKING ME INSANE. I NEED HIM GONE. HE KILLED HIS DAD AFTER HE SAID YOU’L ALWAYS BE MY OLDEST. THERE WAS NO NEED TO KILL HIM YOU FUCKHEAD. I HATE HIM. HE’S THE WORST

From the US and my first anime was fairy tail

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

On my pride as a TV watcher, i never watch the recaps even if i forgot everything.

Silly little fic idea

Peter Parker is kidnapped, wakes up in an unfamiliar place, two people are there telling a camera that Peter Parker is Spider-Man. Peter starts acting like a normal kid; screa, crying, and telling them he’s not Spider-Man. They say they saw him change into the costume in an alleyway. He says he dresses up as Spider-Man for birthday parties for money cos he’s poor. They say he does tricks and they’ve seen him shoot webs. He says he knows parkour, that’s why he decided to cosplay as Spider-Man in the first place and he used small cans of silly string to use as fake webs. He’s hysterical and the kidnappers are like fuck we got the wrong guy. They somehow have vibranium cuffs so Peter couldn’t escape (that’s why he’s acting so they’ll release him). They decide to knock him out and dump him in a random alley, they punch him and he goes unconscious. Except he doesn’t, he’s still acting. They unlock the cuffs in his hands and feet and BOOM he quickly knocks them both out.

He turns to the camera that’s still rolling and says “wow I can’t believe that worked, I deserve an Oscar for that performance!” And he’s bowing to his metaphorical audience and maybe he does a little fake speech while wiping fake tears “I’d like to say thank you to my parents, who are dead, and to my uncle, who’s also dead, and to my aunt May who’s not dead. And Mr. Stark who helps me with my Chem homework. Also shoutout to Ned and MJ, I wouldn’t be here without you guys!” And then he’s like well let’s web these guys up, so he webs them to the wall and he grabs one of their phones and calls Mr. Stark.

Plot twist tho: Mr. Stark says Peter I can see you!! Peter is like what are you in talking about. And Mr. Stark says the camera was broadcasting to ALL OF NYC (how you ask, I don’t know, not my problem) Peter freezes and turns to the camera where he flips it off and asks Mr Stark what he just did and Mr. Stark yells “Peter you just flipped the camera off!” And Peter is like “so you saw me give my Oscar speech, and me web those guys up?” And Mr. Stark is like “yes we saw all of that!!” And Peter is like “so everyone knows I’m Spider-Man now? what should I do??” while awkwardly waving at the camera. Mr. Stark is like “I’ve been tracking the phone I’m on the way already, just turn off the camera!” And so Peter does and then maybe it goes more into detail about the kidnapping, the acting, and the aftermath of all this happening. Maybe everyone is shocked Spider-Man is a kid and other stuff.

Anyways yeah that’s my fic idea. I have another one that’s less funny and more serious too. Where like he gets kidnapped by a international human trafficking ring and they planned on either selling him to the highest bidder or using him as a prostitute. A little dark for me tho. He does escape tho and he ends up releasing other victims too. It has the same basic intro but a lot of differences. He’s still playful in the beginning but gets more serious once he realizes where he is and how many victims there are.

Summary: The Party decides to ask Billy why he’s wearing a shirt, rather than just assume he’s possessed. Weird facts are revealed.

(This is an idea I have had since lunch and I’m not giving up on it now.)

“Why are you wearing a shirt?” Asked Max suspiciously

“A fuck ton of hickeys,” Billy replied while smirking at the group of teens.

“Gross!” exclaimed Wheeler as the kids made disgusted faces at his words.

“Hey, if you shitheads had half the charm I do, you guys wouldn’t be virgins still.”

“I’d rather be smart, than a dumb jock like you!” yelled Dustin, as Wheeler and Lucas nodded along.

“Who says you can’t be both huh, not like you have to choose.” Said Billy as he leaned back into the couch.

“Right, cause you’re so smart, what rank are you, 2nd to last?” Said Wheeler snidely

“Try Valedictorian, I thought you would know that Wheeler, considering I booted girl Wheeler and that’s all I hear her bitch about to her creepy boyfriend.”

“What! No way you’re valedictorian, Nancy is way smarter than you!” Said Dustin as everyone looked shocked at that fact.

“Yeah! Plus you can’t look like that and be smart!” Said Wheeler looking like a dog peed on his shoes

Billy shrugged and said “What can I say, these classes are easy compared to the ones in Cali. Don’t even have to try. And maybe if you worked out for even a minute you wouldn’t look like a fucking twig.”

Max snorted at Billy’s comment before saying “He’s got you there Mike, El can lift more than you.”

“That’s not fair, she has mind powers, she can lift more than any of us!”

“It’s true, I have lifted a truck before” said El before Will yelled “Mike, Billy doesn’t know about that!”

Everyone turned to stare at Billy who looked shocked before asking “Can you really lift a truck?”

El just nodded.

I’ll be honest, I thought people were joking whenever I saw posts like “gay people are making everyone gay!!” I honestly thought people didn’t think that, but my friend recently told me that her grandma asked her aunt if I was her girlfriend. Her aunt told her that my friend wasn’t gay but I was.

Then last week, I went to visit my friend and her grandma was there. She straight up ignored me, I said hi and tried to be nice but she didn’t say anything and just sat there not doing anything. I didn’t think anything of it until my friend was telling me that she was talking to her aunt about how rude her grandma was and that it was because i’m gay. Never once did I think that it was because im gay and friends with her granddaughter.

I’m realizing now that I live a very privileged life. My parents didn’t really care when I told them, all of my friends are accepting, and I work in a progressive, safe place. It’s insane to me that people are just bigots and homophobic.

I think I just swallowed a bug :(

Was watching Friends and there’s a kid actor that my sister recognized. His name is Daryl Sabara, we looked him up and he’s Juni from spy kids. Then we find out he’s married to Meghan Trainor??? It’s a weird thought

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