Summary: The Party Decides To Ask Billy Why He’s Wearing A Shirt, Rather Than Just Assume He’s Possessed.
Summary: The Party decides to ask Billy why he’s wearing a shirt, rather than just assume he’s possessed. Weird facts are revealed.
(This is an idea I have had since lunch and I’m not giving up on it now.)
“Why are you wearing a shirt?” Asked Max suspiciously
“A fuck ton of hickeys,” Billy replied while smirking at the group of teens.
“Gross!” exclaimed Wheeler as the kids made disgusted faces at his words.
“Hey, if you shitheads had half the charm I do, you guys wouldn’t be virgins still.”
“I’d rather be smart, than a dumb jock like you!” yelled Dustin, as Wheeler and Lucas nodded along.
“Who says you can’t be both huh, not like you have to choose.” Said Billy as he leaned back into the couch.
“Right, cause you’re so smart, what rank are you, 2nd to last?” Said Wheeler snidely
“Try Valedictorian, I thought you would know that Wheeler, considering I booted girl Wheeler and that’s all I hear her bitch about to her creepy boyfriend.”
“What! No way you’re valedictorian, Nancy is way smarter than you!” Said Dustin as everyone looked shocked at that fact.
“Yeah! Plus you can’t look like that and be smart!” Said Wheeler looking like a dog peed on his shoes
Billy shrugged and said “What can I say, these classes are easy compared to the ones in Cali. Don’t even have to try. And maybe if you worked out for even a minute you wouldn’t look like a fucking twig.”
Max snorted at Billy’s comment before saying “He’s got you there Mike, El can lift more than you.”
“That’s not fair, she has mind powers, she can lift more than any of us!”
“It’s true, I have lifted a truck before” said El before Will yelled “Mike, Billy doesn’t know about that!”
Everyone turned to stare at Billy who looked shocked before asking “Can you really lift a truck?”
El just nodded.
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