Btw The A+ In Lgbtqia+ Stands For A+ As In A Really Good Grade So Remember To Do Your Homowork And Get

sirius and dorcas are hogwarts's smart + hot duo. everyones confused as to why tf theyre dating those sad soggy losers (remus and marlene)

James was the kid who put glue on his hands then peeled it off

Peter was not allowed to touch glue

Sirius took a big ass bite out of a glue stick

Remus was the one who told him it was edible

James: Yum, thanks! Kidnapper: puts more tape over their mouth I said stop eating it.

dorcas made the first move on marlene, but marlene won’t admit it.

James: Plants have feelings too?! What is this? Now I can't have food! 

Lily: You can eat a rock. 

Sirius: Air. 

Remus: The fabric of time and space. 

Marlene: Chugging a bottle of bleach can solve all your problems. 

James: You guys are not helpful.

tbh the only taylor swift song that isn’t marauders coded is 22

Remus: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! 

James: A llama? 

Remus: No. 

James: A baby llama? 

Remus: No! 

James: A baby llama with a little hat on? 

Remus: No!

James: TWO baby llamas?

Lily: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake? 

James: Aww- 

Lily: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!