James Was The Kid Who Put Glue On His Hands Then Peeled It Off

“I don’t read that much anymore”

(the gay wizards on ao3 side eye me)

James: WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!

Sirius: I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO IT WAS A MISTAKE!

James: THINK OF HIS KIDS! THINK OF HIS  FRIENDS!

Sirius: I SWEAR I MEANT NO HARM!!!

Remus:

Remus: James…

Remus: It… it was just an ant.

btw the a+ in lgbtqia+ stands for a+ as in a really good grade so remember to do your homowork and get good gays.

Remus: Ladies and gentlemen, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld! 

James: A llama? 

Remus: No. 

James: A baby llama? 

Remus: No! 

James: A baby llama with a little hat on? 

Remus: No!

James: TWO baby llamas?

Jack Black being the disowned older brother of Sirius and Regulus Black

Sirius: Hello friends! 

Everyone:

Sirius: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

“you smoked then ate 7 bars of chocolate” Um taylor, remus lupin has a name

we all should focus on lily—her complicated relationships with her sister and with snape, her falling for james after many years of rejecting him, mary—her challenges of being a black woman and a muggleborn, marlene—her realisation she’s a lesbian or her working class background and more punk-ish values (bc it’s a common hc i see), black sisters dynamic (ITS A GOD TIER ANGST YALL ARE SLEEPING ON), we should also give dorcas a generally agreed upon characterisation. what we don’t need is a new male ship/character every other week, damn

"i need women to have equal pay because i plan on marrying rich and i can't do that if dorcas is making 75 cents to every mans dollar."

- Marlene McKinnon

"You used to read so much, what happened?"

Bish i read plenty, just ask all the dead gay wizards in my phone.