Too many beds
Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss
Really nice guy who hates only you
Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class
Divorce of convenience
Too much communication
True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)
Dating your enemy’s sibling
Lovers to enemies
Hate at first sight
Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead
Fake amnesia
Soulmates who are fated to kill each other
Strangers to enemies
Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating
Too hot to cuddle
Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground
Nursing home au
*dies of laughter*
#fine,fuckthevampire
OOHHH FUUBLBLBLBLB
Atsushi will always call Chuuya by his full name the moment his eyes catches sight of him. It stated when they first met in the elevator to see The Boy And His Dog. Since then, no matter where they are or what is going on, Atsushi will always say the other’s full name. He will literally stop in the street or flat out ignore the person he’s having a conversation with just to call out to Chuuya. Over time Chuuya had developed a six sense for it, much to the amusement and annoyance to once Dazai Osamu. (Annoyance due to when Atsushi stops talking to him in mid-sentence and amusement in seeing Chuuya’s full body twitch)
Chuuya: *full body twitch as he’s minding his own business as he walks down the street with a co-worker*
Random Mafia Member: Nakahara-sama?
Chuuya: *closes his eyes and waits for it*
Atsushi: *four feet away on the other side of the street* Chuuya Nakahara?
Chuuya: *pivots and charges towards the other* Stop full naming be goddamnit!
Atsushi: *shrieks and sprints away*
Dazai: *stands there with a frozen smile before zooming after them* Leave my cat alone! Damnit Chibi!
Mafia Member: *is confusion*
Ron:*Standing in front of Harry with a broken leg, mangle arm from being bit and ready to throw down* You wanna go bro? You wanna go down?! I can take you! Kick your arse! You wanna kill Harry? Y'all got to kill us all! Come at me you lily-white, ugly arse-
Harry:*panicking, trying to get Ron to sit and off his broken leg* Oh fucking Merlin! Ron! Ron! No bad Ron! *Struggling* Calm down please!
Ron: No balls, nipples hanging, skinny twink!
Sirius: *having multiple horrifying flashbacks to when Lily Evans starting fights in righteous anger over her friends all throughout Hogwarts with James Potter trying to calm her down in a panic*
Sirius: Welp…I lived an okay life.
Ron: I don’t need a bloody wand to-
Hermione: *covering her face in embarrassment and fear* Shhhh Ron, no, please! Stop egging the bloody serial killer! Ronald!
Ron: *lets out a scream as he tackles a shrieking Sirius*
Remus/Severus/Peter: *Flashback to when 4’9 first year Lily taking on a guy twice her height and weight….and winning* Bloody fuck…
bet
Concept: Atsushi and Kouyou have more in common that Kouyou and Kyouka.
Kyouka’s not a flower born into darkness. She had parents who loved and cared for her until they died to save her. She wasn’t even in the Port Mafia for that long. She was born into the light and then dragged into darkness and despair.
You know who was born into darkness? Atsushi.
The headmaster said what he did to Atsushi compared to what his parents did to him as a baby doesn’t even count as abuse. Atsushi was thrown out, literally and probably never received genuine kindness in his life until meeting Agency.
Atsushi’s living proof that those who were born into darkness can thrive in life.
Hell when Dazai’s telling Kyouka that the shit you do in the past doesn’t determine who you are now. The person he uses as an example to that is Atsushi.
There’s some bizarre kind of understanding between Atsushi and Kouyou at the end of that episode (season 2 episode 5) and I love it.
Kouyou is convinced that Kyouka is her mirror image. I get that with their abilities and circumstances. But Kouyou might have more in common with the one she was trying to keep Kyouka away from.
The same person she trusts to keep Kyouka safe.
And if this concept is interesting to anyone I did write a thing about it a while back. It’s To be burned in light is a oneshot where Atsushi promises Kouyou that the light won’t burn Kyouka.
Because it burned him too, and he won’t let the same happen to Kyouka. And just the two of them realising their more alike then they’d believe.
I make memes for inspiration...actually no that's a lie...I make them to avoid writing.
someone draw harry with hermione and ron as the little angel and demon on his shoulders
How does one link? Asking for a fiend. Ao3 @JonoDragonPrimeCan I do an ask blog? Hmmm...
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