please don't follow me if you are kink account or very very nsfw my legs are smooth rn
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me after I shop online šššš
Instead of losing his glass slipper he loses his paper bag
Okay, here me out. Flug is Cinderella, Black Hat is the evil stepmother, Demencia is one of the stepsisters, White Hat is the fairy godmother, and 5.0.5. is the prince Submitted By @ mumb0-jumb0
(I do not own White Hat, permission to use the image of White Hat was granted by the original artist @comixgum. Go support them!- Mod Mav)
Iām about to have a fun afternoon.
So my trainerās bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. Heās holding her stuff hostage until she agrees to talk with him. Which she refuses.
She trains; for free mind you; three college linebackers, a college wrestler, two martial artists, a body builder, and⦠wait for itā¦. a Navy seal. Weāre gonna go get her shit for her.
This should make for an interesting story.
Denny's do you need help, sleep? Anything?
Why stop at spaghetti straps?
Dent
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
OK ARE YOU EVER IN NEED OF BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS BUT DONāT KNOW WHAT TO READ NEXT?
I present to you, straight from the internet, whichbook:
Hereās how it works: You click the link, and choose four categories and the extent to which these categories matter:
Then click āgoā and itāll come up with a number of books you might like.
DONāT LIKE THE CATEGORIES? NO PROBLEM - see this little thing:
THIS LITTLE THING WILL TAKE YOU TO THIS SLIGHTLY LARGER THING WHERE YOU CAN CHOOSE A BOOK BASED ON THE FOLLOWING:
YOU NOW HAVE NO EXCUSE TO NOT BE READING SOMETHING BECAUSE WHATEVER YOU WANT THIS SITE WILL COME UP WITH IT.
⦠Apart from bisexual retired alien dudes. No books on that. Yet.
Is it possible to be a fan of a fandom?
This is the lucky clover cat. reblogĀ this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.
Gay confession/is it totally gay if I'm bi- eh who cares-/ I have a thing for noticing nice butts on other gals once I was talking to a friend while walking a lap in gym about how nice the booties on the gals in front of us were, they heard me, and another time I was running to class from lunch and a passed another gal while running with a nice booty and I literally said "nice butt!" I'm thankful she didn't hear me the/sorry for this being long/
I donāt understand the hype around butts but some butts are pretty nice to look at oops
Gay confession: before I realized my sexuality my sisters and my cousin used to joke around that I was gay but now I know and they donāt and when they joke about it it makes me really uncomfortable
(Confess something gay to me and Iāll confess something gay to you)
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to āviolating one or more of Tumblrās Community Guidelinesā, but since my wish came true the first time, Iām putting it back. :)
Iām not talking about fanfictions or AUās based off of a video game/comic/TV series, Iām talking about a story with a world and characters that are YOURS and YOURS alone.
LIE! as a person from Florida I can debunk that! We can touch them! But if we touch too many at once THEN we'll die of hypothermia! please inform yourself before posting please
people from florida and southern california cant touch ice cubes with bare hands because they will die of hypothermia
About a week ago I posted this.
Iāve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying āJust go kill yourselfā I was completely done dealing with this personās horrible messages and replied with just an āOkay.ā and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought āAfter all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say āsorryā and that you ācant be responsible for someoneās suicideā?ā
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
5.0.5 probably enjoys braiding Demenicaās hair and putting little flowers In it/he may not be the best but he tries and thatās all that matters/
Submitted By Anonymous
5.0.5 probably enjoys braiding Demenica's hair and putting little flowers In it/he may not be the best but he tries and that's all that matters/
Before I upload this one lemme just say bLESS YOUR SOUL ANON OMFGListen. I havenāt drawn in months or at least anything I havenāt tossed in the bin but the moment I saw this I shut down my computer, ran to my desk AND FREAKING DREW SOMETHING I AM PROUD OF FOR ONCESo basically thank you!
/fuck that was supposed to be anonymous-/
Cops:+SHOOTS A F**KING MISSILE+
//Hecky *puts up shield that looks like Phil Coulsonās except much bigger*
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-Gulp-
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This user loves DisneyĀ
Requested by: @raymansnivy
This post is why I live
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
Hetalia characters shouldnāt be stereotyped like this. Theyāre so much better than these labels, and if you believe that they are the labels the fandom usually gives him, unfollow me.
āi wish pokemon were real!ā
beedrill is three feet tall
# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB
like = one extra knife or gun for supplies reblog = join the fuggin crew
aka i need to stop procrastinating and get to work on arc 2