This Is A Message To All The Transgirls Bullying Me Into Following Them Because Of This Post

youth

is there something you want to tell us aonuma

i corrupted the image file but the cat is almost 100% in tact and has that smug fucking grin like “haha fuckr cant do shit” fuck you cat fuck you fucking grey cat piece of shit cat

gonna start saying 'the explanation did not seem to explain' all the time now

i would die for them 🥺

actually I take back what I said about not wanting any more lord of the rings movies. give me two hours of legolas and gimli sailing to the undying lands mockumentary style. just them in a boat

I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post

TOLKIEN PITCHES FOR WARNER BROS

- first age mockumentary ([fingon looks to camera])

- the real housewives of nargothrond

- legolas and gimli monster-of-the-week of their post quest adventures. it runs for 37294792 episodes of no plot just them hanging out and solving problems

-fëanor "how its made" where he dubs over his inventions but he slowly unravels while his relationships with family and friends fall apart and by the last episode of it hes totally lost it and ranting but hes still describing the mechanics of a palantir

-merry and pippin joe rogan podcast

-halls of mandos total drama island for elves. just give them a chance to hash their issues out. mandos is just chris mcclean and he runs the challenges

-hobbit judge judy for petty claims court

-philomena cunk in middle earth