Musa:What Are You, 5?

*When the Eternals argue*

Thena: Yeah! It's all a shame!

Gilgamesh: What is it, love?

Thena: I don't know, I wanted to feel involved.

Gilgamesh:May I join you?

Thena: Sure :)

Gilgamesh: All of this SHAME!

Mobius: So what do you think?

Loki *pissed*: What are this?

Mobius: The chairs you wanted...

Loki: Was I not clear? Where the fuck are chivari chairs?

The organazier: This are the chivaries.

Loki: You shut the fuck up. YOU! I couldn't been more specific, I asked you to find me a caterer who had the GOLD chiavaris with the white cushons, you had one job!

The organizer: That was my fault, I thought we had those but we were mistaken.

Mobius: Dear, I think any of this could work.

Loki: GoD dammit! Why does everything had to suck! This is my fucking wedding day. For one day! FOR ONE DAY!

*stars smashing things*

Loki: THE GOLD CHIVARIS WITH THE WHITE CUSHON!

The organizer: Sir, I can call around.

Loki: It's miss. And I thought I told you to shut the fuck up. Are you dumb? Ah Broke? Do you want Asgard in war with you? Answer me.

The organizer: Yes, I'm dumb.

Loki: Yes he's dumb! That's why we had the fucking mix up!

*takes a deep breathe*

Loki: Sorry, this is my fault I put too much on your plate.

*leaves pissed*

The organizer:WoW.

Mobius: Pfff.... She can be like that.

Nabu: How many more rock bottoms are you gonna have to hit, before you start taking care of yourself?

Riven: I'm thinking of a number between eleven and twenty-five.

TFATWS

Ok. OLD MARRIED COUPLE VIBES!

I swear to good, the last chapter gave old married couple vibes.  I love them so much.

(Rivusa after a fight)

Riven: I brought you dinner. * knocking on her door with food*

Musa: I Don’t need dinner *angry at the other side of the door*

Riven: Fine, die of hunger. * ready to leave*

Musa: Wait, i’ll take it. Thank you* opening the door a little with a angry face*

Riven: You know you have a way of saying thank you, thats make you sound like you’re drop dead.

Musa: It’s a gift. *winking at him*

Riven: Ugh

Musa: You know you’re pretty soft, for being a specialist. *trying to get into his nerves*

Riven: I’m not soft ok? I happen to be a tought guy, that can fight you like this.

Flora: Riveeeen! * going there happy*

Flora:Hey, I made you a another coral necklace. *putting him with a smile*

Flora: He keeps losing them *smiling at Musa*

Flora: Bye guys. Remmeber that tomorrow we have pottery class, Riv.* leaves*

Musa: You We’re saying?

Riven: Complete diferent situation.

Sky: So what did you do when Stella asked you to be her boyfriend?

Brandon: I panicked and dabbed...

Makkari *signing*: Red or blue dress for tonight?

Druig*signing*: Oh, I don't know you'll look beautiful in whatever you decide.

Makkari*signing*: Oh, thanks dear. But I'm having a hard time deciding, I was hoping you could pick.

Druig*signing*: Love, either way you'll be the most beautiful girl at the party, I love you so much.

Makkari*signing*:Okay, I love you too and know you think I'm beautiful and this isn't a weird test, I just need to know.

Druig*signing*: I prefer you just the way you're.

Makkari*signing while rushing to Kingo's room*: Oh my fucking god. Hey Kingo red or blue dress for tonight.

Kingo*signing*: Blue one, red makes you look like a bitch.

Makkari *signing*: Thanks, bitch.

Kingo *signing*: So I got this amazing plan to kill the deviants.

Makkari*rolling his eyes while signing*: We fail almost every time you say that.

Kingo*signing*:Well this is NOT the same! Because there's a tooka involved.

*Ikaris does something stupid*

Sersi: What and absolute fucking idiot.

Druig: Totally...

Sersie: He's my fucking stupid idiot, so shut up.

-Specialists vibes-

*in the specialist's reunion room*

Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.

Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?

Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.

Brandon: You are bad!

Timmy: I know right!

Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...

Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?

Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.

Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.

Sky: He would open it?

Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.

*Saladin comes in*

Helia: Hi, grandpa.

*Saladin sees the box with his name*

Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.

Timmy: Oh, no.

Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!

*When everyone is out*

Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*

Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.

Helia: Let's just leave.

Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.

Sky: Well...