NEW CHAPTER WITHOUT VOLDEMORT.

Bloom: Timmy get me closer!

*While in the fight*

Roxy*fangirl*:Super hero landing! She is gonna do a super hero landing. Wait for it.

* Bloom lands in a cool way*

Roxy: Super hero landing!

Stella: Yeah that's really hard on the knees, so don't do that Rox.

-Sam after he found out Steve left.-

Sam: Oh my god he left?

Sam: NO

Sam:*realizing Bucky is now single*

Sam: Oh...

THE SQUIRE AND THE PRINCESS & THE STRENGHT OF THE FLOWER GIRL.

In case you didn't know I posted two chapters of my fanfic.

Go find out what happens with Stella and Flora in the story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/12/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13844769/11/THE-LOST-KINGDOM-winx-club

Stella: Flora wtf is up with your wifi?

Musa: You have this big ass house and can't afford a wifi box out here?

Flora:It's not about affording, it's about radiation.

Stella: YOU'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY, YOU UNDERSTAND THAT RIGHT?

Flora:Yes..

Stella:Die with a good snapchat going trought.

*Thena and Gilgamesh searching for Jack*

Thena: Jack,where are you?

Gilgamesh: Have any of you seen our nephew? Oh my god...

Thena: The mother adrenaline is kicking in! JACK!

Gilgamesh: I can see every equation!

Thena:Excuse me, have you seen him? Have you seen my nephew?

Random dude: How is he?

Thena and Gilgamesh: Average height, brown hair, brown eyes, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk.

Stella: I did not pick him early from that engine thing Tecnu.

Tecna: Timmy, did she pick you up from ship class?

Timmy *sweating nervous*:N-o...

Stella:See?Case closed.

Timmy *whispering*: We didn’t go.

Tecna: Case open.

Timmy*feeling bad*: We went shopping.

Stella: All right ,Tim.

Timmy: We bought matching hats..

Stella: What a bunch of lies, you’re going to the mall to think what you just did.*grabing Timmy hand ready to leave*

Tecna: Oh, come on. You’re both leaving. This has to stop!

Brandon:You ate my sandwich?!

Sky:It was a simple mistake It could happen to anyone.

Brandon:Oh, oh really?

Brandon:Did you confused with your own sandiwch special turkey with ketchup?

Sky: No..

Brandon:Do you perhaps remember seeing a note on top it?

Sky:They may was a note as a joke or a emergency of some kind?

Brandon:That said it was MY sandwich!

Sky:C-calm down, there’s still might be some in the trash.

Brandon:Wait..

Sky:It was quite large and and..

Brandon: You you  threw MY SANDWICH away?

Brandon*yelling that even in Alfea can hear him*: MY SANDWICH?

Brandon: I like you! I don't give a fuck about your boyfriend.

Stella: Bran...Uhmm you're my boyfriend.

Brandon: Oh, yeah... But he doesn't deserve you girl, you should marry me.

Stella:*facepalm*

Riven: I don't even know what to say...

Brandon*joking around*: Flatter her girls like that. Tell her you like her eyes, her lips, her hair... IN FACT. Tell her you love all of her parts.

Riven:Oh, no... I can't say that.

Brandon* holding his laugh*: It worked with Stella.

Riven: Fine I'll try it.

*a few hours later*

Riven: Uhm... Muse. I have to tell you something.

Musa:Yeah... Are you ok?

Riven: I love all of your parts.

Musa:Sorry what?

Riven: I RIVEN LOVE ALL YOUR PARTS!

Musa:What the fuck?

*Everyone standing in front of the broken ship*

Phastos*signing*: So who broke it? I'm not mad I just wanna know.

Sersi*signing too*: I did it, I broke it.

Phastos*signing*: No, no you didn't. Druig anything to say?

Druig*signing*: Don't look at me, look at Ikaris.

Ikaris*signing*: What? I didn't break it!

Druig*signing*:Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it's broken huh?

Makkari*signing*: Dear....

Ikari*signing*: For the last time Druig I didn't broke it!

Druig:Suspicious...

Ikaris: NO, is not!

Thena*whispering*: Wanna go get coffe?

Gligamesh*whispering back*:Yeah, let's leave this bullshit.

Kingo*signing*: If It matters, probably not, but Sprite was the last one to use it, for that mission.

Sprite*signing*:Liar! I don't even touch that crap!

Phastos: Hey, hey, hey. It's not a crap.

Kingo*signing*: Oh, really Sprite, then why did you enter the ship before.

Sprite*signing*: It's where I have my console! Everybody knows that!

Sersi:Ok, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Phastos.

Phastos:No, who of you broke it!

Makkari*signing*:This is fucking stupid.

Druig*signing*: I'll say it again. It was defently Ikaris, he's the one with laser eyes, and he's been awfully quiet.

Ikaris*signing while screaming*: OH REALLY?! You're a big piece of shit.

Makkar*signing*:Oh, you shouldn't say that.

*everyone starts to argue*

*Phastos leaving following Gligamesh and Thena*

Phastos: I'm the one who broke it, I wanted to try this thing of Star Wars, that makes you wanna go to the speed of light.

Gligamesh: Yeah, we know it's you.

Thena: Interesting mind game, my friend...

Phastos: Poor dummies.