WATCHING THE MUSICAL OF THE WINX WITHOUT KNOWING JACK SHIT OF ITALIAN. INTERPRETING WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Helia: I'm not mad I just want to know why you two needed a fake ID?

Riven: *Mumbles*

Musa: What was that?

Flora:... You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.

-Specialists vibes-

*in the specialist's reunion room*

Timmy: I'm about to give Saladin his gift.

Helia*confused*: Oh, did he lift his no-gift policy?

Timmy: No he didn't, but I figured out a way to buy something and trick him, into accepting it.

Brandon: You are bad!

Timmy: I know right!

Nabu*looking up from his book*: This is going to end up badly. Just saying...

Timmy: Wait, are you guys making fun of me?

Riven*doing push-ups*: Mhmm.

Timmy: Well I don't care! He would never open a gift right but what if his gift didn't look like a gift.

Sky: He would open it?

Timmy: Exactly! I left it in a cardboard box in his office there is no card. Just the words "Open now" which I wrote with my left hand so he wouldn't recognize the handwriting.

*Saladin comes in*

Helia: Hi, grandpa.

*Saladin sees the box with his name*

Riven*whispering to Timmy*: So just to recap, you left an unmarked package in the director of a warrior school, on a random Monday with a suspicious message written on it that looked like it was scrawled by a crazy person. And I thought you were the smart one in the group.

Timmy: Oh, no.

Saladin: BOOMB! THERE'S IS A BOMB! EVERYONE OUT!

*When everyone is out*

Riven: Well done Timmy, my opinion of you got lower. *winking at him*

Nabu: I didn't even finish the page.

Helia: Let's just leave.

Brandon: It wasn't that bad, Timmy.

Sky: Well...

*Flora telling the girls she's dating Helia*

Musa: Man don't you dare hurt her.

*Helia laughs awkwardly*

Helia: I won't.

Tecna: Don't laugh, she means it.

Helia: Again, I won't.

Bloom *threatening tone*: Seriously Helia, don't hurt her.

Helia: I'm not planning on hurting her...

Stella: You better not be.

Layla: Hey, Helia you better watch yourself!

Helia: Why any of you think I would hurt Flora, you're all my friends too...

Musa: Mehh...

Bloom: We're done. I'm breaking up with him.

Stella: With who?

Bloom: Who do you think Stell? Sky. He hates Harry Potter. He said and I quote that "it's so dumb". How I'm supposed to be in a relationship with someone who thinks the greatest literary achievement of our time is dumb?

Stella: I'm frozen. Harry Potter is amazing.

Flora: Let me try. Bloom, honey it's okay to have differences in relationships, if you feel the same way about everything you'll never grow.

Bloom: Oh, so you're saying I should try and change him..?

Musa: Yes. Like I did with Riv, now he loves The Walking Dead.

Flora: No! That's very much not what I'm saying.

Tecna: Change make better boyfriends.

Layla: Yeah..

Flora: NO, what the hell?

Flora:Hey Layla?

Layla: Hmm?

Flora: The floor is lava.

Layla: *pushes Riven to the ground*

Sky: I will not have my honour questioned by below me!

Riven: I’m not questioning your honour. I’m denying its existence.

Sky: I have very high standars. I’d never dated someone clums-

Bloom walking in, tripping & falling the face first on the flor: Ahh, shit. Oh, hi guys!

Sky: I want them now.

Brandon:*uncomfortable smile*

Musa*loses Riven in a crowd*:Hey Stella, I cant find Riv , anywhere, can you help me?

Stella: Don’t worry I got this. *inhales a LOT of air* RIVEN SUCKS!

*nothing happens*

Stella:Ok... then. MUSA SUCKS!

Riven: * punches their way trought the crowd* FUCK YOU SAID ABOUT MY LITTLE DEMON? I’LL KICK YOUR ASS!

Stella: You’re welcome * while she pretends to throw the mic*

MONEY THINGS

Sharon: I'm so rich, that when I walk, people bow down.

Zemo: I'm so rich that when I cry, my tears are 100 €. And I let it on the floor.

Sharon: Well, I could buy whole Netflix If I wanted to.

Zemo: I could buy a whole country, and get everyone a pizza.

Sharon: Man, you're a god of money.

Zemo: I know, but if that helps you're starting well.

Sam: I can't even afford a boat, and my boyfriend can't even afford a proper bed. What the fuck?

Bucky: It's ok babe.

Sersi: I'm done with this. I'm going to sleep. Ikaris, spoon with me. We need to huddle for the warmth.

* Ikaris going too Sersi*

Kingo: No, Ikaris is my best friend, he's going to spoon with me!

Sersi: I called first spoon, beside's he's my husband! Ikaris come over here right now!

Kingo: Ikaris, don't throw away a lifelong friendship for a one nigh spoon with angel pie over there.

Ikaris:Ok, enough! We are going to lay down and triple spoon like grown ups! Come'on bring it in!