Regulus: This Is A Mistake.

Sorry, but the whole “Hector is wearing Achilles’ own armor, taken from my corpse. It looks, almost, as if Achilles is chasing himself.” part just has me thinking… Who is Achilles truly hunting down on that battlefield? The man who killed Patroclus, or the man who let Patroclus walk into his demise? Who is Achilles trying to punish? Who is he truly trying to kill? Hector or himself?

Alice: You’re dating Andy, right? Ted: Uh… yeah. Why? Alice: Do you… uhm… have any advice as to seducing girls? Specifically from the House of Black? Rita, overhearing this: I’m begging you, Edward, tell us. Ted: So I guess that we’re all into freaks here. Rita and Alice: Yup.

Holy shit!

Instructions unclear, they’re boyfriends now 🤷🏻‍♀️

James telling Sirius about him and Regulus in the worst way possible:

[J and S mid discussion]

James: Are you fucking serious?

Sirius: *smirks* No. I’m fucking Moony. 

Peter: *rolls eyes and fake gags*

Remus: (looking smug) *shrugs*

James: *grins* Nice one, Pads! 

*S and J high five*

James: Hey, ask me back!

Sirius: Haha, are you fucking serious?

James: No. I’m fucking Regulus.

Sirius: *stutters* *chokes on air* wHaaAaaaAT

hmm? 🦋🦋🦋

omfg i was starving for control i feel so stupid now.

it wasnt about my body when i started and whenever i eat ANYTHING, i felt so sad. it was about control, it was ALWAYS about control. my body changing, perfect. but something i can control? it's amazing.

sorry if i sound like a wannarexic 😁

Guyssss I’m not dead !!! I’ve just been really tired and focused on other stuff sorry:(((

Anyway happy new year everyone!!(two weeks late :3) here is Spider-Man Chuu for y’all <3