THE COOLEST GUY TO EVER LIVE and Peppenis
SOUTH PARK MUSIC HEAD CANNONS⁉️
STAN:
Radiohead (hes.. a little bit of a ceeep, maybe a weirdo even)
Weezer (he’s such a fucking looser)
The Cure (based)
The Smiths (Bro is NOT aware of the morrisey scandals)
Deftones (he gets barely any game)
Bahaus
Primus
Siouxsie and the Banshees (he had a small goth phase, he was probably only introduced to the basics)
The entire Rocky horror picture show soundtrack (trust me please hear me out)
KORN
Metalica
Pantera
Judas Priest (BASED)
Black Sabbath
Slayer
Nine inch nails
The Living tombstones (he had a closeted fnaf creepy pasta phase and we all know it)
KYLE:
The beastie boys (he likes Jewish Rap)
Alice In Chains (BASED)
Marina and the diamonds
Mary J bilge (SHE CAN ADD WORDS TO THE DICTIONARY 🔥🔥)
The Cure (cannon)
Beck
Them crooked vultures
The smashing pumpkins (specifically 3 songs)
311
Gorilaz
Weezer (hes just like buddy holly, and a fucking looser)
Primus
Queens of the Stone Age
Queen
Black Sabbath
Billy idol
Ben folds five
Tears for fears
Depache mode
Soft cell
Duran Duran
Tears for fears
KORN
Eminem
Blue öyster cult
Blu Cantrell
The Smiths
Bôa
(I have a full playlist of this one)
KENNY:
Insane Clown Pussy
Blink 182
Weezer (LOSER)
MSI (listened to it illegally anyways so he wasn’t too sad about the news)
Primus
Eminem
Sir Mix a lot
Lemon demon (Two trucks holding hands)
Ayesha erotica
Kesha
All the Sailor moon themes (he watches sailor moon with Karen and he got into it)
Devo
Oingo boingo
Wesley Willis
CARTMAN:
Lady Gaga
Britney Spears
Katy Perry
Mitski (HEAR ME OUT OKAY, HIS MOM LIKES HER)
Marina and the Diamonds (bro relates to some of the songs)
Grimes
MSI (he doesn’t care to download stuff illegally, but he is a bit sad about the pedofillia part)
Ayesha Erotica (he eats every fem outfit he does he has to get his cunt serving genes from somewhere)
Melanie Martinez (he thinks he’s so badass listening to mad hatter but he’s actually just a fuckass)
PRIMUS
Wesley Willis
Alright so that’s my list I’m tired and I am being thrown around by adventure time and South Park like a tennis ball so I am not fully tisming out on South Park yet (might not be fully accurate)
Yes I do like spy vs spy! But you never knew that did you?
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
they're gonna torture the shit out of him in 10 days 💔 heartbreaking. very sad
Okay but WHAT is bro wearing?? Bros got the ripped skinny jeans and cropped tank top combo and for some reason jakes alive WHILE he has the Jake tattoo?? He served cunt though I’ll give him that (I just discovered that is a phrase and I love it I’m so sorry for overusing it)
For the purpose of this post I will refer to Stan with they/them pronouns, although I usually use he/him for them.
This is the end... Of being cis...
Ahem.
Let us start, from The beginning:...
Cartman told Stan Wendy/l is "telling everyone (s)he likes girls" and identifies as a boy, "which would mean Stan's a girl", which starts confusing them... ("cartman's a girl? Wendy's a boy? Could I... also be something nobody noticed before?" - Is what I assume was going on inside their head.)
Their confusion/curiosity prompts them to seek some form of explanation... Support, reassurance.
They go to their dad.
"Dad, Is it possible for someone to be one way on the outside, but totally different on the inside?"
"I mean - can someone identify as one sex, but be something else, but still have it be nothing about sex?"
I do find it somewhat interesting that Randy is the first person Stan goes to when confused about this. It wouldn't be the first time - similiar scenario occurred in "Tweek x Craig", where they were confused about Tweek and Craig being depicted as gay by the new girls in school, despite neither of them showing any signs of being gay before. They turn to Randy, despite their rocky relationship- but I digress. Randy simply tells them yes, that can be the case. And explains to the, how he(?)'s actually Lorde, to which Stan faints - i have no comment of relevance
Leaving them possibly more confused then before...
Further confusion ensues.
They don't know where they belong ...
Did they ever?
And they finally decide...
But, shortly after, they get in Trouble (or at least undergo interrogation)
When asked why they felt the need to go to the transgender bathroom/didn't feel comfortable using the boys bathroom, they respond -
"I just... Two people close to me are having gender identity issues and I'm confused."
So, their confused feelings of gender identity could possibly be due to their empathy, rather than them actually being trans. Throughout the series it is frequently shown that Stan is a pretty empathetic kid, and easily emotionally influenced - this could easily be another demonstration of their high emotional empathy.
But ya never know.
But the interesting thing is that in this episode, it's acknowledged that being transgender and gender dysphoria is a real thing people struggle with, but that's not Cartman, as cartman's only using being transgender as an excuse to get access to a cleaner bathroom. Stan here could possibly be the demonstration of a kid actually struggling with gender identity, as a parallel to Cartman in a way (?), as while Cartman's new gender identity is accepted despite probably not being trans, Stan is perceived to be cis and transphobic by everyone despite them genuinely being confused about their gender, unlike Cartman.
At the end, when it is officially announced anyone can go to any bathroom they feel comfortable in, including trans and cis kids, and if they're not comfortable sharing a bathroom with anyone possibly trans they'll have to go to a separate "cissies" bathroom, Stan feels comfortable enough going to the boys bathroom, only with this knowledge intact. (I mean, if they were non binary and possibly had to choose between "girls" "boys" and "cissies", they possibly felt most comfortable with "boys")(and also, perhaps knowing they're not the only non-cis/not fully cis person in the bathroom at all times comforted them..?). However, they're bullied into the cissies bathroom, because everyone assumes Stan's transphobic because they're all fucking dumbasses.
Now, them questioning/being confused about their gender is never referenced again in the series, at least I doubt it is. But, from what we've been shown, I just find it all very interesting. Idk.
Long post short, non binary/demi-boy Stan real 💯💯💯
There are four stages to getting sick, there’s
-Atheism. You don’t know how God would allow w like this to harm you
-Suicidal ideation. You think maybe death would be better then throwing up straight stomach acid
-repentance. You realize it’s Satan testing you and nothing about this comes from anywhere close to God, you repent for your sins as you waste away, knowing God is the only future relief
-not sick anymore. You start thinking, “oh hey that wasn’t that bad, i was just overreacting..” until it happens again the same week.