God I love autistic people
No no you’re not listening to me why does no one talk about Cartmans bus pass???
It’s officially licensed merch and it says his hair is curly so why are we not talking about curly hair Cartman? Cupid Cartman (or ‘Cupid Me’) has curly hair and that’s just Cartman in a Cupid form if you will. I mean you could always say “yeah well Cupid has always had curly hair” but shut up I’m talking!!! We only see Cupid Cartman with a hat on during Cupid Ye and that’s presumably the only time he ever wears one, let alone clothes, SO HIS HAIR IS JUST HOW IT IS ALL NATURAL OR WHATEVER!! The way I’m taking it is that Cartman and his Cupid counterpart have curly hair and it’s not just because Cupid usually has curly hair. I now present you an hc, Cartmans hair kinda looks straight like how Stan’s does because he literally always has his hat on. His hair isn’t incredibly curly like Kyles but it’s curly god damn it!!!! It’s just always flattened or a lil greasy like Stans probably is. Poor Stan, his hair is practically stuck to his forehead with how greasy it is 😭😭
“Harley what are we even talking about?” I hear you ask, AND THE ANSWER IS I DUNNO BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS CARTMANS HAIR IS AT LEAST SOMEWHAT CURLY AND THATS ALL I GOTTA SAY
MINI CARTMAN MUSIC HEADCANNON RANT!!!
I have seen absolutely NO ONE point out the fact Cartmans CANONLY a fan of PROG rock. His cannon favorite song (as shown on the chef aid album) is “Come sail away” by Styx. That is a very proggy song and band. cartman also likes the band Asia (Asia is a progressive rock SUPERGROUP. I mean they got people from King Crimson, YES, Emerson and lake Palmer, and bugles.) This kid is constantly making refferences to PROG rock. Yes he likes pop music, but he also loves rock. Another example is that He likes journey. the reason I mention this later and mention this at all is the fact journey used to be a PROG rock band (I’m sorry for the capital prog my iPad autocorrected it to that for some reason) but later on they became a more commercial rock band. So yes he mostly listens to pop, but his music taste isn’t JUST modern pop songs. He likes older pop, and the rock he prefers is REALLY older rock. (50s-70s.) I know it’s probably just because I’m aggressively autistic but why am I the only one I’ve seen to point this out??
YES YES YES YES YES SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
what if,, because of stan's special interest in board games and butters' need to follow the rules, seen in "Super Fun Time" S12E7 (which i assume may be a special interest of his as a general thing, with your autism hc for him and stan) they got along really well because board games have a lot to do with rules? (idk, it got kinda convoluted halfway thru for no reason, my bad)
holy fuck yes yes yes
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Wait I’m OP, you’re NOT supposed to guess the letters on the glasses tests??
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
I made a character for the campaign too, here he is (the mangina thing is an old Greg refference) he has no idea what’s going on ever
Played dungeons and dragons yesterday with my friends here's my character!
Her name is Ally Nickelback! :)
When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.
I think my 8th grade history notes are very special indeed
Some adventure time doodles :3
I had a fever + Allegra dream where Seth McFarlane (but it was the evil version of him, Stef McFarland)got cancelled on Twitter for being a pedo by post COVID Kenny McCormick from South Park because Seth had drunkenly confessed he was sexually attracted to stewie griffin and had an nsfw family guy twwt account where half of the images were mpreg. Seth has in the dream, QUOTE, “I am in love with his protruding nipples 🤤🤤” and the dream looked like this
When I woke up I was confused and started to hallucinate
When you try to look up to something and you realize you were looking down at hell the whole time, the brightness of the flames still burn blotches in your eyes even after you’ve looked away.
Rio de Janeiro
Really shitty redraw of that one offical art
Me trying not to draw princess kenny or Kyle challenge, (I’m possible)
I made a princess Kenny playlist!!
South Park head-canons:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show was Cartmans childhood movie. His mom was on some pretty heavy drugs when he was 5-6 years old so she didn’t care much about what he was watching, this also further set them back into poverty so the only movies Cartman had at home were some VHS tapes and CDs Liane had from her childhood or her early 20’s. One of these CDs is The Rocky Horror Picture show. He ends up showing Kenny the Rocky Horror picture show when they’re both around 7, and then the rocky horror virus spread across their friend groups by the time they’re all teens.
They are partnered in art class together!! Stupid chuldren
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Been meaning to say this for a bit.. And now that I finally can I just want to say...
Ever sense I was but a little Gongus my Mama and Papa and Brother and Dog and Parrot and Cat and Goldfish and Garbage Man all mocked me and told me. "GONGUS YOU WILL NEVER BE ANY GOOD AT DRAWING BIG BURLY ITALIAN WARIO LAND INSPIRED MEN WHO RUN FAST!" But I never gave up... And LOOK AT WHERE I AM TODAY!!
Heck even my old Pa even came around and got me some Chinese takeout ( my favorite! ) to celebrate!
SO I WANNA THANK ALL MY MUTUALS!! ( YES EVEN THE ONES I DON'T TALK TO MUCH YOU HELPED ME GET HERE TOO!! )
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And despite what I may have said in the beginning.. Yes.. Even my family I have to thank.. INCLUDING @funnylittlegoober YET AGAIN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN YEAH THAT'S RIGHT THAT'S THE GUY WHO TORMENTED ME WITH THE MR STICKS JERMA IMAGE GET HIM!!!!!!
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I don't think people truly understand the gravity of Rafah being bombed.
There is nowhere left to go.
The lowest cost is $5,000 USD to flee to Egypt. There has been people paying over $10,000 USD.
That is the only option
Pay or die.
Rafah was the only place in Palestine promised not to be bombed. That promise is broken.
1.5 million people have nowhere to go!
Reminder, if possible, please donate to the PCRF, ANERA, Islamic Relief, Palestine Red Crescent Society, Medical Aid for Palestinians, Defense for Children International - Palestine, Doctors Without Borders, and all other trusted organizations.
I hate this fourth grader!!,!!!1!1!!1
They are me
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MEWING POLICE AREST THIS MAN HES KAI CENAT HE BUSTS IN HIS RIZZ HES LIKE A SKIBIDI OHIO MEWING POLICE ARRST THIS GIRL HER HITLER LOOKSMAXX IS MAKING ME FEEL ILL WITH A NEGATIVE CANTHAL TILT THIS IS FANTUMS GYATT THIS IS FANTUMS GYATT THIS IS FANTUMS GYATT WHEN YOU FRICK WITH US FOR A MINITE THERE I LOST MY RIZZ I LOST MY RIZZ PHEW FOR A MINUTE THERE I LOST MY RIZZ I LOST MY RIZZ I LOST MY RIZZZZ MEWING POLICE IVE GIVEN EPIC SWAG ITS NOT ENOUGH IVE GIVEB EPIC SWAG BUT WE’RE STILL ON THE GAYROL…….
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Do you think Cartman asked for a rockstar birthday cake, and Liane while she was still frequently abusing drugs got him this for his 8th birthday?