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Happy birthday to my favorite character of all time ❤❤

Uncle Rick hasn’t given Percy a confirmed canon middle name to my knowledge so I made my own.... Perseus Achilles Jackson. IT FLOWS TOGETHER SO WELL

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Relationship that made me believe love is real

Percabeth (Percy Jackson)

Solangelo (Percy Jackson)

Tris and Four (Divergent)

Jace and Clary (Mortal Instruments)

Jocelyn and Luke (Mortal Instruments)

Achilles and Patroclus (Song of Achilles)

Gonna add more when I remember

I wonder what kind of relationship Poseidon and Annabeth have. I’m sure it’s a subtle one bc they don’t interact, but I like the idea of them kinda trying to feel the other out. Like, Annabeth occasionally gives Poseidon offerings when she’s worried about Percy and Poseidon just being NO WAY IS MY SON ENDING UP WITH AN OWL HOOLIGAN only to see Annabeth save Percy’s life and him reluctantly allowing her a nice beach day.

And later on, they begrudgingly kinda do nice things for one another. Annabeth sighs and cleans up Poseidon’s temple and Poseidon might groan and tell sea monsters not to bother Annabeth and it’s just an exasperated relationship even though they haven’t even had a single conversation.

The real kicker comes when they start defending one another without thinking about it. Hera complains about Annabeth and Poseidon is just like ‘okay, now. don’t be mad bc she called you out’ while Athena is sitting there bewildered. One of Annabeth’s siblings makes a passive aggressive comment about Poseidon and she starts listing off all his accomplishments and ‘everyone makes mistakes and he’s been alive for a thousand of years so he might have a bit more than the average person but he’s done plenty of good things too-’

And poor Percy is just praying to Athena like “That could be us :D”

Whoever did this,you're amazing🤠

Normal people cursing in english: [...]

Me,a pj fan:Braccas meas vescimini

I like that there is just… A noticeable gap in the gods’ understanding of mortal children. Like, Zeus really accused a TWELVE-YEAR-OLD of stealing his master bolt and the only justification I have for him is “Well, Hermes stole Apollo’s cattle right after birth so that tracks”

But now I have a theory that the gods don’t really understand how mortal children work and that’s why they’re so blasé about sending them to do ridiculous nonsense?

Like…

Zeus: what do you mean ‘first word’? Why would they only speak one word?

Artemis: humans can only cry when they’re born

Zeus: nonsense. When you were born you didn’t cry. You delivered your brother and then came to me to ask for a birthday present.

Artemis: humans aren’t the same though. They can’t walk or talk for many months. When they do speak it is only in small, short words.

Zeus: ….that’s not true

Artemis: I’m afraid it is

Zeus, under his breath: what the fuck

Later on…

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So

1. We have a new character,Estelle (and a headcanon saying she inherited Percy's powers)

2. Jason in dead(ow,my heart hurts💔)

3. And Apollo left ,saying he will try to stay more around people and be like them,thinking that he learned from demigods and his adventures about emphaty

And then is Rick Riordan telling us he will ( probably ) not write any other series on this theme.

I JUST CAN'T BE LEFT LIKE THAT,JUST NO.

Artemis: If spiders were the size of cats, would they be less scary or more scary?

Artemis: Because, on one hand, they wouldn’t get into your house easily. But on the other hand, once they’re in there, ohhhhh boy. Oh boy.

Athena: *faints*

Jason, Nico, Hazel and Percy are the Super Family of PJO. I said what I said, point blank period.