School Just Started Playing Carry On My Wayward Son…….

THESE TWO LOKI GIFS ARE MOVING AT THE SAME TIME WHAT KIND OF VOODOO MAGIC IS THIS

OKAY I WAS JUST DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AND THEN I STEPPED ON ALL OF MY TOES AND IT HURT SO BAD AAAAAAAAAAA

I had dinner tonight and I was like “ooooo tumblr’s gonna LOVE this” so here we are

Anyways, for dinner I had cheese sausages and Caesar salad

When I saw the salad I was like ASGARD and RAGNAROK but then I realized that the salad metaphor is what convinced Mobius to test out the apocalypse theory that Loki had. They tested it in Pompeii, which was in the Roman Empire. What else was in the Roman Empire? Caesars, who would have Caesar salad because they’re it’s namesake. The sausage made me think “you naughty little sausage” from that one video of Tom Hiddleston having a party and he invited Josh Horowitz and he said this before smashing Josh’s phone with a mallet. And my knife that I used to cut my sausage made me think LOVE IS A DAGGER.

Because this fandom has ruined me

How did they not think, “Oh, the first superhero movie to be nominated for an academy award was BLACK PANTHER, maybe these other POC lead movies/shows could do well if we went back and saw what we did right in Black Panther, and use some of the same techniques”

people forget that marvel is a BUSINESS. marvel brings disney a shit ton of money, so they’re gonna do what they can to make money- including expanding the universe as much as they can.

they’re going to promote what they believe will sell. based on their shitty treatment of poc, they dont believe poc movies/projects will sell.

dont believe me? look at their promotion for shang chi, t’challa’s what if episode, sam wilson as captain america

it pisses me the fuck off that poc have continuously have to fight for their spot in media. and have to do their own promotion and marketing. we deserve to have just as much spotlight.

the disney ceo called shang chi an experiment bc it’s going to be released exclusively in theatres- like almost every other marvel project? shut the fuck up dude

Idk if this is just me, but I just CAN’T seem to find Mcu Peter Parker romantically/sexually attractive??????? (not really the others either, but I haven’t seen the other 5 Spidey movies so I can’t exactly say) Like, how do y’all do it?????? He’s technically 4 years older than me but we’ll be the same age when he would/will come back from the snap. {is sad in ‘05 child}

I just have the BIGGEST squish on him???????? Like it infuriates me that he’s fictional because we would have gotten along so well if he wasn’t????????? Just me??????? Oki

Flashback to when my aroace friend texted this to me:

I was in a relationship as of a week before he said this so that made it weirder

Update: he suggested that we take a break…..

Anyway I’m now annoyed at the TikToks on my fyp that I know I would send to him because they remind me of the emotional damage I am currently enduring

Happy Hunger Games! May the odds be ever in your favour

My female friend (whom I also have a teensy tiny crush on) randomly asked me what my favourite colour was………

I’m just gonna say, if she makes one of those “I’d sell my own bones for [sapphire] stones cause [blue] is your favourite colour” edits I may just cry

Seeing as the whole fandom is torn between shipping Sylvie and Loki and not because selfcxst, yet we don’t have a ship name……

Ladies, Gentleman and everyone in between, I raise you:

✨Sylki✨

EHEHHEHEHHHEHHEHHEHEHEHE

This was a post I found on Pinterest and added to my camera roll. Idk who the op is but if y’all find them could you tag them in your reblogs? Thx