Nice. Thanks For The Go-ahead, @raccooninthedaytime

The sheer Drew energy channeled into this post had me floored and dragged away like I was in some slasher film

imagine being the popular girl attending goode highschool/olympus high 😘💅, and there's suddenly this kid with green eyes 🟢👄🟢 and he's like crazy hawt and ur gonna swoon 😳😩 he says his name is percy and you go ??? cause this isn't the percy you knew from middle school, this one is tall 🌳🔥 and u ask him out and he smiles at you 😏😍😤 and declines cause he has a GIRLFRIEND???? 😱😔😡 but that's impossible so u ask to see her and u suddenly hear "SEAWEED BRAIN!" 🤔 and there's some blonde girl with eyes the color of a silver refrigerator that sparkle, 💿👄💿 and she looks at you and raises a blonde eyebrow 🤨😤 and u get mad cause he's YOURS 😡🤬💥 but then all these cars pull up, a whole bunch of rich people cars like a Ferrari and a Toyota and Ferrari 😍🤑😎🚙 and the whole crew comes outs, and there's like 20 of the kids for some reason wearing this ugly orange shirt, and your jaw drops and the blond girls looks pleased 😐🙄 and she kisses Percy in front of you EVEN THOUGH HES YOURS 🤬🤬🤬😱😱😫😫 and then percy says "see you tomorrow 😝" cause he has to go back to camp, and then he leaves in the fanciest car there with his 😒 concrete eyes girl friend 🙄😤😭 and you gotta go back to class while ur clown football friend laughs at you for being rejected 😒🙄😢, and then you sit in class and try to ignore the fact that percy is probably gonna fail out of geometry cause it's literally 10 AM and he just left with his fast and furious carrot shirt squad when there's literally 6 more classes in the day 🤔

I’m just here thinking “if there’s any justice in the world tell me it’s that I end up catching a .55 to the head instead of, say, taking an oath that swears me to having to deal with someone for the rest of my life”

DISCUSS

what a great morning to poke a hole into a gas canister, sit down beside it, and eat some lit matches!! (the honda odyssey scene but its the scene in the fearamid penthouse because nothing is more analogous to toxic yaoi say gex than trying to kill each other)

Deadpool and Wolverine are the undoomed counterpart to billford. do you see my vision? DO YOU SEE MY VISION

It’s Thanos snap time, baby

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

This is kinda nice.

What’s Inside of You? A quiz I made while waiting for the vet to call me and tell me that they extracted 14 hairbands from my cat’s stomach.

@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses Well, I guess you could use them as ornaments/jewelry to float about in your putty-like being instead of eating them. They are absurdly colourful and would go well with your Pepto-Bismol pink.

the jelly bean company is raffling off an entire candy factory, willy wonka golden ticket style, and that is still not enough of an incentive to convince me jelly beans belong anywhere but the grave

It’s been 3 days, I have binged this entire series, lessgo.

au where tom and marco kissed in the photobooth instead??

this was mostly self indulgent

Ok.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

This video is living in my freezer and I can’t get it to leave.

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COME ON YALL WERE HOOKING THIS UP TO THE SUBWOOFER

yall: i support people with ADHD!! yall when an ADHD character shows any symptoms beyond uwu hyperactive: lol this character is so annoying. they should die